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shamex5

Date: Aug 25, 2004

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1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell. 3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine." 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married. 6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours." 7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day." WOMAN When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other. MAN At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy. At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year. At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap. __________________

man

Date: Sep 7, 2004

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manan bebudak ni semua pergi ahahahah yang ko ni cakap mat salleh ni mana diorang paham bahalol 2kali 5ngan kambing berkberkberkberkberk aku pun tak paham citer ko hahahahahahahhahahahahah __________________

lelakihensem

Date: Sep 7, 2004

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cerita ko ni ok gak...walau bukan kategori lawak tapi aku masih boleh tersenyum...but i'm sure u copied this stories right???... woi...mamgkuk man..kalau u tak pandai baca cerita ini baik u masuk lubang jamban..simple english pun tak leh paham ker.... __________________

pembele man

Date: Sep 8, 2004

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aaalaa kau tu buat-buat paham je padahal kau tak paham satu patah perkataan pun lelaki hensem __________________

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