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ni kes tertipu...


Ni kes tertipu le....kesian


so, berhati2 le..kepada kengkawan lain kali tanya biar sampai puas hati baru bayar..


 


This is a true story
        My daughter and I had just finished a muffin at
        Famous Amos Café in Bangsar & decided to
        have some cookies. Because both of us are such
        a cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Hawaiian
        Nut Cookie".

        It was so excellent that I asked if they would give
        me the recipe and the waitress said with a small
        frown "I'm afraid cannot". Well I said, "Would you
        let me buy the recipe?"

        With a cute smile, she said "YES". I asked how
        much and she responded, "only two fifty, it's a
        great deal!" I said with approval, "Just add it to my
        bill"

        Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement
        from Famous Amos and it was RM285.00. I
        looked again and remembered I had only spent
        RM9.95 for two muffins and about RM20.00 for a
        pie. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it
        said, "cookie recipe - RM250.00". That's
        outrages!!!

        I called the Famous Amos's Accounting Dept. and
        told them that the waitress said it was "two-fifty",
        which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty
        dollars" by any POSSIBLE interpretation of the
        phrase. Famous Amos refused to budge.. They
        would not refund my money, because according to
        them, "What the waitress told you is not our
        problem. You have already seen the recipe - we
        absolutely will not refund your money at this point."

        I explain to her the criminal statues which govern
        fraud in Malaysia. I threatened to refer them to
        police for engaging in fraud. I was basically
        told, "Do what you want, we don't care, and we're
        not refunding your money." I waited for a moment,
        thinking of how I could get even, or even try to get
        any of my money back. I just said, "Okay, you
        people got my RM2-50.00 , and now I'm going to
        have a RM250.00 worth of fun."
        I told her that I was going to see to it that every
        cookie lover in Malaysia with an email account
        has a RM250.00 cookie recipe from Famous
        Amos...for free... She replied, "I wish you wouldn't
        do this" I said, "Well you should have thought of
        that before you stole from me", and slammed
        down the phone on her.

        So, here it is!!! Please, please please pass it on
        to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid
        RM250.00 dollars for this...I don't want Famous
        Amos to ever get another cent off of this recipe.....
        Recipe may be halved:

        2 cups butter
        4 cups flour
        2 tsp. baking soda
        2 cups granulated sugar
        2 cups brown sugar
        5 cups blended oatmeal (measure oatmeal &
        blend in blender
        to a fine powder)
        24 oz. chocolate chips
        1 tsp. salt
        18 oz. Cadbury bar (grated)
        4 eggs
        2 tsp. baking powder
        3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
        2 tsp. vanilla

        cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and
        vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt,
        baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips,
        Cadbury bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place
        two inches apart on a cookie sheet.. bake for 10
        minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 122 cookies..


        Have fun..!!



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tipu la resepi ni.... dah 18 kali aku try buat muffin ni... tak jadi-jadi.... bila aku bukak oven je tepung muffin aku tadi bertukar jadi ayam panggang...

(tengah rie membebel datang nur aisyah isteri tersayang rie dengan menegur...)

Nur Aisyah : Bang kenapa bang?

Rie : ni muffin ni ha... dah banyak kali i buat.. asek jadi ayam panggang je....

Nur Aisyah : Abang buat muffin ni abang pakai tepung apa bang? (sambil melentok atas bahu rie)

Rie : Abang tak pakai tepung... abang terus je pakai ayam ni.... dengan harapan abang dapat buat muffin berperisa ayam... so abang tak masuk la tepung.. abang masuk ayam ni sekor terus dalam oven...

Nur Aisyah : (dalam hati) nasib baik la rie ni hensem dan terpelajar... kalau tak dah lama aku tinggalkan ko rie... tapi bila melihat akaun bank dia.. tak jadi nak tinggal....

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Mister Rie wrote:


tipu la resepi ni.... dah 18 kali aku try buat muffin ni... tak jadi-jadi.... bila aku bukak oven je tepung muffin aku tadi bertukar jadi ayam panggang...

(tengah rie membebel datang nur aisyah isteri tersayang rie dengan menegur...)

Nur Aisyah : Bang kenapa bang?

Rie : ni muffin ni ha... dah banyak kali i buat.. asek jadi ayam panggang je....

Nur Aisyah : Abang buat muffin ni abang pakai tepung apa bang? (sambil melentok atas bahu rie)

Rie : Abang tak pakai tepung... abang terus je pakai ayam ni.... dengan harapan abang dapat buat muffin berperisa ayam... so abang tak masuk la tepung.. abang masuk ayam ni sekor terus dalam oven...

Nur Aisyah : (dalam hati) nasib baik la rie ni hensem dan terpelajar... kalau tak dah lama aku tinggalkan ko rie... tapi bila melihat akaun bank dia.. tak jadi nak tinggal....




 


itu pun ko x sedar2 lagi riepan.. aSya tuh nak kat ko ada sebab.. nak mengikis ko.. bila ko dah almarhum nanti... dia dtg kat aku bawak harta ko.. aku jugak yg senang..



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mmg x sgup rasanya aku nak tinggalkan abg rie setelah aku melihat buku akaun bank beliau..tinggal berapa sen je lagi..klau aku tinggalkan beliau,makin miskin lah beliau..makin menular la aktiviti beliau bersama jubin utk meningkatkan pendapatannya di lorong haji taib.. x rela aku abg rie sesat di lorong gelap..

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Nur_Aisyah wrote:


mmg x sgup rasanya aku nak tinggalkan abg rie setelah aku melihat buku akaun bank beliau..tinggal berapa sen je lagi..klau aku tinggalkan beliau,makin miskin lah beliau..makin menular la aktiviti beliau bersama jubin utk meningkatkan pendapatannya di lorong haji taib.. x rela aku abg rie sesat di lorong gelap..


rie,ari tu ko kater datuk k tu bapak tiri laki mak ko!! apsal ko tak songlap harta dier??sian aku tgk nasib ko yg sering kali hanyut di lorong hj.taib oleh godaan nyah2 GC

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nyah2 GC? Aper ko presiden persatuan nyah GC ke? lerrr aku ingatkan jubin... takpe fear factor.. kalo ko nak mengembangkan naluri nyah dalam diri ko dengan melantikkan diri ko menjadi presiden nyah GC...aku tak kisah.. sebab kalau jubin yang jadi presiden nyah ni.. abih semua tenggiling2 dia nak ngorat..

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nyah2 GC? Aper ko presiden persatuan nyah GC ke? lerrr aku ingatkan jubin... takpe fear factor.. kalo ko nak mengembangkan naluri nyah dalam diri ko dengan melantikkan diri ko menjadi presiden nyah GC...aku tak kisah.. sebab kalau jubin yang jadi presiden nyah ni.. abih semua tenggiling2 dia nak ngorat..


rie ape pendapat ko klu aku kawin kan nyah gabariah,nyah jubin n nyah hazami ngan ko??aku x dapat bayangkan betapa romantik n bahagianyer rumah tangg korang ber4!!eeeee nabi tak mngaku umat...siannyer

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rie ape pendapat ko klu aku kawin kan nyah gabariah,nyah jubin n nyah hazami ngan ko??aku x dapat bayangkan betapa romantik n bahagianyer rumah tangg korang ber4!!eeeee nabi tak mngaku umat...siannyer



astaghfirullah... mengucap fear factor.. mengucap.... ape yang ko tulis ni? Ko nak kawin ngan nyah? Ko yang tulis "kalau aku kawin"

astaga...insaflah wahai fear factory... jangan la bila seperti ayam riuh satu kampung, seperti air dicincang takkan putus

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rie ape pendapat ko klu aku kawin kan nyah gabariah,nyah jubin n nyah hazami ngan ko??aku x dapat bayangkan betapa romantik n bahagianyer rumah tangg korang ber4!!eeeee nabi tak mngaku umat...siannyer






astaghfirullah... mengucap fear factor.. mengucap.... ape yang ko tulis ni? Ko nak kawin ngan nyah? Ko yang tulis "kalau aku kawin"

astaga...insaflah wahai fear factory... jangan la bila seperti ayam riuh satu kampung, seperti air dicincang takkan putus



ko jgn ingat aku tak tau...ko yg tukar ayat aku sesuka hati mak tiri laki bapak nyah kau kan!!!insaflah kiamat makin dekat rie...insaflah sbelom pisang bebuah 6 kali lagi


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huh..sirius nih...sungguh sirius...


 



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huh..sirius nih...sungguh sirius...


 




jgn ko layan sesangat dgn nyah rie tu..makin dilayan makin lembut n lemah longlai tingkah lakunyer

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ni pe hal lak nih..sejak bila forum ni bertukar wajah? aku silap masuk ke ni..forum nyah2, mak2..auwwwwww..letih tol..


dah le tu kawan2..insaf lah..jadi ler lelaki sejati..yg macho..yg berperibadi, yg ber'pengalaman' toksah le jadi nyas...takde maknenyeeeeee



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ni pe hal lak nih..sejak bila forum ni bertukar wajah? aku silap masuk ke ni..forum nyah2, mak2..auwwwwww..letih tol..


dah le tu kawan2..insaf lah..jadi ler lelaki sejati..yg macho..yg berperibadi, yg ber'pengalaman' toksah le jadi nyas...takde maknenyeeeeee





ye la korg2 nyah ni...ikutla ckp cik azeem ni...beliau lebih berpengalaman dlm perkara2 nyah-mennyah ni....sungguh buruk peribadi org yg jadi nyah ni...sesungguhnya cik azeem ni mmg byk pengalaman....


pe kabar saloon cik azeem...byk ker pelanggan...



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apa la tu...




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Ishhhh..makin berkurangan lah calon2 llaki sejati yg layak nak dibuat suami..adehhh..makin sesaklah pulak lorong pak aji taib tu..!

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Hai macam dah test aje lelaki sejati ker ni tidak ni...

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