Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and > > > all went to hell. > > > Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I wanna > > > call > > > England and see how everybody is doing there" > > > .... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes. > > > Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" > > > The devil goes: "five million dollars" ..."Five > > > million dollars!!!????" She made him a check and went > > > to sit back on her chair..... > > > Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, > > > me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how > > > everybody is doing too... He called and talked for > > > about 2 minutes, then he said: > > > "Well devil how much do I owe you????" > > > The devil goes: "ten million dollars"..... > > > "ten ! million dollars!!!!!!???" > > > He made him a check and went to sit back on his > > > chair.....Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts > > > screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to > > > see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk > > > to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"... > > > he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he > > > was talking and talking and talking. > > > Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe u > > > you???The devil goes: "one dollar.....only one > > > dollar." > > > Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR?????? > > > The devil says: "Well, Mr Bush, from hell to hell it's > > > a local call."