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My wife left a note on the fridge..
"Its not working! i can't take it anymore! Ive gone to stay at my friend's!"

I opened the fridge, light came on, it was cold, everything was ok...
What the hell is she talking about?!

 



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Slow juga si suami tu...x faham maksud nota isterinya...

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patot la wife dia tinggal kn laki tu...slow gler laki dia tuh

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Bless wrote:

My wife left a note on the fridge..
"Its not working! i can't take it anymore! Ive gone to stay at my friend's!"

I opened the fridge, light came on, it was cold, everything was ok...
What the hell is she talking about?!

 

 

Isk.. Haku ni lembam ckit, mana paham sangat bahasa omputih ni.. Jap aku cuba terjemah..

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Isteri saya kiri/tinggalkan nota hidup peti sejuk..

"Ia tak bekerja! Saya tak boleh ambil ia lagi! Saya dah hilang untuk tinggal di kawan saya!(ramai)"

Saya buka peti sejuk, cahaya datang hidup, ianya sejuk, semuanya ok...

Apa neraka kah yang dia cakap tentang?!biggrin



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entahhhh!!!! ... aku langsung x paham ....

maklum .... x penah sekolah omputih ...

sekolah pon x de tingkat2 macam mangkuk tingkat ...

 



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haku pn x paham..buat2 paham je la...

masuk kndang kambing mengembek masuk kandang rimau mengaum...

hmmmm....dulu kt skolah tamil sume org ckp cina..

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sian kat laki die..
lughuih sgt...
nasib la die tak panggil org utk tengok ape yg rosak fridge tu..
hahahahaaha

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ana wardah


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betapa golongan lampi menyusah kan,,

hal serius tuh,,hahahah..

memang btol kot lampi diye tu buat isteri diye pi...

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haha ijoi best la lawak ko....terbaik...

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g_freedom wrote:

haha ijoi best la lawak ko....terbaik...

 

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Tengkiu tengkiu..aww  abe g_freedom ni hencem betollah..



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hoi ijoi apesal ko upload gambar aku tak pakai baju ni...nnt awek2 gc tengok aku dah terpikat kan aku yg susah nnt....

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hahaha. Lampi tu ? Lampin ke ??

Terpikir gak aku..

Tp ble aku bkak dwn bhse tamil dan cina plus jepun dan korea berserta thai dan vietnam akhirnya total TACIPUNKONAM, owh lupe, melayu skali, jadik TACIPUNKONAMEL, bru aku tau lampi tu ape....

Bia pun aku stil muda, tp aku blur ugak sal shortpants2, eh shortform2 nie..

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nothing best

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hahahaha, versi bhasa melayu lagi klako

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