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Kesuma Apache


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ceh... xde mknenye cek kunet nk kuor air2 tu seme.. kuor air bersih pon dh ok la...
roti...roti jgg mahai la...tp sodap..mkn ngan kaye pon lyn jek..

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jgan pernah samekan roti jagung dgn kaya..musuh tradisi tu kan chekunet kenit tenet

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x la...aku mkn roti jagung dgn kaya dorg x gaduh pn......hahahahaaa....(aku xmau back up ko roti jagung....ko blnja aku roti bru la aku back up ko)



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aah aku puase jgn ko hsut niat suci murni 3 kali bru ckup syarat

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tapi kan kan kan ..... kalo roti jagung niii .... haku gelek ngan kayu penggelek doh ... best nihhh ...

meh haku gelek leenyeek cukup2 .... pas tu ... letak sadin ...

pas tu gulung2 ... pas tu goreng ... pas tuu ... ngappp masuk mulut ...

pehhhhhh .... sedapppnyerrr .... tapi part gelek lenyek tu paling haku suke ... nyetttttt



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hoi..aku adalah roti jgung yg mseh suci..jgn drembat pak badda OMG!!!
Are u gay??
Roti is jantan..

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ala...ko ni roti...badar 2 pmpn la sbnrnya....nama dia badariah.....



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laaaaa ... nko nie adik roti jagung ... name plak nko terase ...

haku cumer nak lenyek roti jagung je ...

bab2 lenyek nieh memang haku terrer weeiii ... ha ha ha ha ...

 

ewahh ciku kunet nihhh ... mandaiii jek membubur merahkan name haku ...

meh sini .. haku kunet kunet nko cikunet ... (kunet kunet tu lebih kurang lenyek lerrr ...) wakakaka



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badda2 wrote:

laaaaa ... nko nie adik roti jagung ... name plak nko terase ...

haku cumer nak lenyek roti jagung je ...

bab2 lenyek nieh memang haku terrer weeiii ... ha ha ha ha ...

 

ewahh ciku kunet nihhh ... mandaiii jek membubur merahkan name haku ...

meh sini .. haku kunet kunet nko cikunet ... (kunet kunet tu lebih kurang lenyek lerrr ...) wakakaka

 pndinya ko buat perkataan baru....ni x ble jmpa dmana2 kamus ni samaada kamus oxford ataupun kamus peribahasa...



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aku trase la..coz lenyek2 ni kan smuanya dlm proses mnjadikan aku..my pebret part gak

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(sambil kunet roti jgg...pastu buh sadin)
Meh la bada...kite piknik

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oittt kecemer ... nko pon kunet roti jagung jugak ... ha3 ...

jom .. kite piknik ....kat  tepi sungai ... err .. x maw x maw..

tepi kulam .... pon x maw  x maw ....

tepi pantai best ... sambel kunyah roti jagung yg dah dikunet kunet tu ...

bayangkannnn  ... he he he he



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sedap...sedap...
sedapkan roti jgg kena kunet.tmbh la lg bada.aku kunet lg roti nih.
(sambil menikmati keindahan pantai)...
bada, sblm tercekik kita bli sekerim colek la..layan jgk ni..ke skekrim ni kita nk kunet jgk?


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Kesuma Apache wrote:

sedap...sedap...
sedapkan roti jgg kena kunet.tmbh la lg bada.aku kunet lg roti nih.
(sambil menikmati keindahan pantai)...
bada, sblm tercekik kita bli sekerim colek la..layan jgk ni..ke skekrim ni kita nk kunet jgk?

 ni yg buat aku terasa hati niiii.....tp xpa2.....aku chikunet, kunet 2 org lain kan kesum apace kan???



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Eleh2...xngaku plak cekunet nih...hihi...
Bada oooo bada... sedap x sekerim kunet mkn ngan roti jgg kunet?
Chikunet, ko nk x?

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aku tau eksrim kunet..

ade coklat..ader vanila...ade asam boi..

ohh..sedapnya eskrim kuneto nih..

ahahahahah..

chikuneto...ko nak?

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eleh.,ntah pape
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aku tau eksrim kunet..

ade coklat..ader vanila...ade asam boi..

ohh..sedapnya eskrim kuneto nih..

ahahahahah..

chikuneto...ko nak?

 xpa la ciku.....aku sda trasa tahap dewa dewi niiiii...ko mkn la sorg2....ajak dorg suma ni...buat kenduri skali....



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Eleh2...xngaku plak cekunet nih...hihi...
Bada oooo bada... sedap x sekerim kunet mkn ngan roti jgg kunet?
Chikunet, ko nk x?

 yg ni bru aku....

ok aku jwb......"aku xmau...korg mkn laa"...



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nak majuk pla aiii.....



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hudoho muka

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chikunet wrote:
chikun wrote:

aku tau eksrim kunet..

ade coklat..ader vanila...ade asam boi..

ohh..sedapnya eskrim kuneto nih..

ahahahahah..

chikuneto...ko nak?

 xpa la ciku.....aku sda trasa tahap dewa dewi niiiii...ko mkn la sorg2....ajak dorg suma ni...buat kenduri skali....

 

aduhaiii .... nko terase ke cikunet ..? aduiii ... sori ler ...

kami gegurau jek ..

buat lawak la ... x sangke pulakk ... atimu begitu kecitt ...

 

keceme opocot  ... sampek ati nko yea ... buat cikunet nie terase ...

cube ko tguk haku niii ... x penah pon buat org terase ..

maklum lerrr ... orang yg paling budiman lagik suci atii ...

baek nko pujuk adik cikunet tuuuu ... kecemen ... isk isk iskk ...

 



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ini post aku yg ke 700..

huhuhhuhuh..
hepi anivesari....

hahahahahha

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chikun wrote:

ini post aku yg ke 700..

huhuhhuhuh..
hepi anivesari....

hahahahahha

 sda tua rupanya ko....700thn....slmt berulang tahun cikun...

*ni pula post aku yg ke 70...hehe



-- Edited by chikunet on Thursday 14th of June 2012 06:38:04 PM

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dh tue

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aduhaiii .... nko terase ke cikunet ..? aduiii ... sori ler ...

kami gegurau jek ..

buat lawak la ... x sangke pulakk ... atimu begitu kecitt ...

 

keceme opocot  ... sampek ati nko yea ... buat cikunet nie terase ...

cube ko tguk haku niii ... x penah pon buat org terase ..

maklum lerrr ... orang yg paling budiman lagik suci atii ...

baek nko pujuk adik cikunet tuuuu ... kecemen ... isk isk iskk ...

 

 xpa la.....dihari jumaat yg indah lg mulia ni....hati aku sda MEMBESAR balik....huhuhu



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badda2 wrote:
chikunet wrote:
chikun wrote:

aku tau eksrim kunet..

ade coklat..ader vanila...ade asam boi..

ohh..sedapnya eskrim kuneto nih..

ahahahahah..

chikuneto...ko nak?

 xpa la ciku.....aku sda trasa tahap dewa dewi niiiii...ko mkn la sorg2....ajak dorg suma ni...buat kenduri skali....

 

aduhaiii .... nko terase ke cikunet ..? aduiii ... sori ler ...

kami gegurau jek ..

buat lawak la ... x sangke pulakk ... atimu begitu kecitt ...

 

keceme opocot  ... sampek ati nko yea ... buat cikunet nie terase ...

cube ko tguk haku niii ... x penah pon buat org terase ..

maklum lerrr ... orang yg paling budiman lagik suci atii ...

baek nko pujuk adik cikunet tuuuu ... kecemen ... isk isk iskk ...

 

 Hamboi2 bada...dia yg selamba badak ngabeskan roti jgg kunet yg sekerim colek kunet,pastu slhkn aku plak...pndai la ko nk mujuk dak kunet tuh...wahai kunet, ko jgn trmkn pujukan bada yg sungguh hina tuh.jp lg dia buli ko blk...amaran keras ni



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badda2 wrote:

ha  nko roti jagung .... banyak ler puasa2 ..

utang puase taun lepas dah bayor belum?

peringatan kpd sesiapa yg belum membayar hutang puasa thun lepas sila la byr cepat2.....

P/S:terutama kpd yg hutang byk....contoh 15 HARI....pak badar hutang brp?



-- Edited by chikunet on Friday 15th of June 2012 03:23:03 AM

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nape name aku pulak naek ni,sggoh xmghormati

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apa le korang makan roti jgg jeks..meh le makan lontong..
best oooo...yum..yum..yum..

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