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RE: jom main sambung-sambung ayat


ye la tu....

tu kamus dewan...

dewan org ramai...

ramainye org kenduri....

kenduri kawen lagi...

lagi lagi kawen....

kawen?? peja bile??hik3...

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bile wawa tukor ...

tukor gambo hantu ...

hantu yang seram ...

seram yang teramat ...

teramat nirrajim sekalik ...

sekalik saya lempang ...

lempang kongkang bukit ...

bukit bintang pada ...

pada bulan Februari ... (ape yg saya merepek pon tak tau ... haiiihh ... )

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hahahahahhahha.....(intro)

ferbuari sgt indah

indah gambar wawa

wawa nye avatar

avatar yg menarik

manarik lg mengoda

mengoda incik dumex

dumex cantikx sy??kikikikik...

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siapa si Yusuf...?
Yusuf nabi kita...
kita mengenali dia...
dia sebagai rasul-Nya...
rasul-Nya yang bertaqwa...
bertaqwa dan beriman...
beriman dan tabah...
tabah dengan ujian...
ujian kerana difitnah...

(tiba2 keluar cerita nabi Yusuf pula...)

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nabi yusuf ade lh nabi yg mulia....

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mulia sungguh ijoi

ijoi korek hidung

hidung beliau berdarah

berdarahkah sebuah petualang

petualang di rimba

rimba rimbun rimbunan

rimbunan bukit bukau

bukau kayu bakau

bakau sedara bakar

bakarla ijoi gondol

gondol gonjeng cerempet

cerempet avatar wawai

wawai suke dumex

dumex suke dawai

dawai di pagar

pagar tepi kolam

kolam ikan puyu

puyu mate baddarsila

baddarsila bertata tusila..(sekian the end)

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ijoi suke korek botot
bontot yg berkurap
pengotor sungguh


(x pandai buat ayat_hihih)

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sungguh lembam hilmi

hilmi darjah dua

dua dari belakang

belakang punggung gab

gam amat nirrajim

nirajim sekali amalannya

amalannya adela songsang

songsang mcm ijoi

ijoi penari kaberet



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ijoi penari kaberet

ijoi suke pakai baru kurung

baju kurung berwarne merah

umpama bunge mawar

bunge mawar di tepi jalan

jalan ade batu

ijoi kepale batu

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batu sekali hilmi

hilmi sgt lembam

lembam tahap kongkang

kongkang suke ijoi

ijoi muke tongkang

tongkang PATI ayam

ayam milik wawai

wawai macam ayam

ayam di makan dumex

dumex macam susu

susu masam manis

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susu masam manis

manis mcm gule

gule dimakan kanak2

kanak2 main bola

bola dijual di kedai

kedai tepi jalan

jlan ade batu

uilquorra suke main batu



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batu seremban nilai

nilai sebuah lelunut

lelunut bukit putus

putus sebuah ikatan

ikatan antara dua

dua tiga empat

empat darab lapan

dua belas tiga

tiga suke hilmi

hilmi sgt gonjeng

macam ijoi juge

jugekah mereka itu?

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schiffer suke main bontot

bontot dia bengkak

bengkak warne biru

biru umpame langit

langit sgt cantik

cantik mcm itik

itik boley terbang

terbang mcm burung

burung schiffer kene potong....

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potong ape mende

mende ni lucah

lucah sekali hilmi

hilmi harus insap

insap dengan bontot

bontot bukan segalanya

anda mampu mengubahnya

jangan sampai disorongkan keranda baru ko ilang kata2

hentikan dakyah songsang begini..hapuskan yarghtt!!

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jap jap ... aku mencelah ... napelah lembam sangat nihhhhh ....

gunekan tiga perkataan sahaja ... ambik pekataan yang kemedian sekalik

 

hah sambung  cam nihhh ....

 

potong potong niii

niii kenapa plak

plak sioil kolera

kolera memang gonjeng

gonjeng tu gondol

gondol tu ... botak ...

botak tu ... licin ...

licin tu ... berkilat ...

berkilat tu ... cermin

cermin cerminlah dirik ...

 



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dirik itu ape?

apekah ianya gedik?

gedik macam wawai?

wawai berwajah cerempet?

cerempet itu ape?

ape tanye aku?

aku pun tauhu

tauhu sumbat pedas

pedas sungguh perkataan

perkataan dari badda

badda orang tuer

tuerkah beliau ini?

inikah beliau itu

itu ini mereka?

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mereka kate aku ...

aku ni tua

tua ke aku?

aku x tua

tua tu biaseee ...

biaseee jek pon ...

pon pon pon

pon pon pon ...

pon pon pon ..

ponnn jek ke?



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ke ke ke

ke ke ke

ke ke je?

je ke ke?

ke ke ke?

(posting tahap cipan mesti beriban mcm ijoi gak miahaha)

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ke mana hilmi?

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hilmi amat nyah

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nyah adalah hilmi

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hilmi sunggoh nyah

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nyah sungguh hilmi

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hilmi sama kolera

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kolera sama hilmi

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hilmi main dua

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dua dua nyah

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nyah kolera hilmi..



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hilmi ... ape jadi ? ...

jadi ape lagik ? ...

lagik-lagik kongkang ...

kongkang bukit belacan ...

belacan di nusantara ...

nusantara nun jauh ...

jauh di sana ... (merepek lagik ... ish3)

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sana ade oil...

oil sgt mangkuk...

mangkuk ape mangkuk??

mangkuk jamban berkarat...

berkarat otak hilmi...

hilmi suke ijoi...

ijoi sgt nyah...

nyah lorong hj.taib...

hj.taib dh tua....

tua cm badda...

badda tu ker??

ker?? itu tua...

tua itu emas...

emas ke badda...

badda warga emas..=)


p/s:jgn mare erk pak badda....hik3...

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