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korang bagi ler tajuk dia...


10 (apa nak panggil nie ek)..........

1.Terlajak perahu boleh diundur,
terlajak kereta
pun boleh diundur, terlajak kapal
terbang tiada
gear reverse.

2.Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita
kahwin lain.

3.Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula
tangga
lepas tu
tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4.Alang-alang mandi biar guna
syampoo.

5.Harimau mati meninggalkan
belang,
isteri mati
meninggalkan gelang, suami mati
meninggalkan
hutang.(tulah... lain kali jangan
suruh
suami
beli gelang secara hutang)

6.Sebab mulut santan binasa
sebab
mulut juga...
pulut pun habis.

7.Biar putih tulang jangan kuning
gigi.
(gosok
jangan tak gosok)

8.Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok
bergoyang
kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok
tu.

9.Malang tak berbau tapi kentut
boleh
berbau
walaupun tak berbunyi.

10.Biar mati bini jangan mati anak.
(boleh kahwin
lagi... )


tok bosan...tensen nie.....


menyelam sambil minum air...  


tok gerenti ler mesti mati.....


ikut hati mati......


tok pening nie .....nak ikut hati g mana ek                                                                        


ikut rase binase........


tok rase ler...kalo ikut rase manis......korang plak rase cang nie....


kan tok dah merepek nie.....


wasalam...


 



-- Edited by tok_kelembai at 15:31, 2005-10-06

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sajak beratuk katuk...


jadi x tajuknyer?


 



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nanti jap tok pk jap....kena bagi mase skit pasal pempaham ler...dah tue...cucu yang lain setuju tak dengan pendapat cucu zanna_suri kita nie..................

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syair atuk manje!!
guano? buleh ko dok?

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pimp ni ore klate ko?

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dok aihhh..!!
pimp asal sebenar-benarnya dari SABAH..
hehehe

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nie mesti pimp punya lidah dah jadi pendek tue yang tetibe kuar loghat kelantan.........wwwawwwwww

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iyer la tok..


pimp ni sabah betul @ sabah celup??maner tau..kot2 2 hr kat sabah..dah ngaku jadi org sabah...


heheee..he..



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ye lah sayang bahaya dia nie...

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oitt!! walique...
sape sayang yg ko panggil tue..

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ala..saper lagi yg dier pggl sayang...mesti la umie die..


pimp jgn risau k??



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pimp ko lembat cam batu lah.. sure lah umie aku yang ku saayng..

zanna pun kan.. heeheh pimp marah ke

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 PIMP BKN LEMBAB..DIER CONFUSE..

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confius ek........tapi jangan confius identiti dah

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identiti.. cinta antara benua,, best..

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 alah walique..masuk bab tuh plak...umie x der ker??



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Aku minat slot identiti kat tv3 tu masa dia tayang salam pantai timur 15 episode

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salam pantai timur kat tv3 ker

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tegkorak nie gile diam ane tau tgk tv.. tv1 lag.. chi sin ye tangkorak.......

umie muahhhhhhhhhh......

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ntah la rey ni..melalut jer..

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tak tau nak cakap ler...penin ek rey........................



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ye ker...salam pantai timur kat tv1 ek? gua mana penah tengok tv.... gua layan astro je

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kantoi tul ler ko nie mister rie..............tajuk tau tapi menatangye tak tau kat ner...hehhee tak dpat nak nolong


 



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biaser la tuh tok..asyik menyampuk jer..tu lah padah nyer..lain kali bg salam sblm menyampuk..

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ingat tue pesan zanna mister rie..........kemana2 jer...



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tuh lah orang suruh mengaji taknak.......ponteng bawah pokok langsat.....sape suruh....ko nih tengkorak......kalau macam ubi tuh....kira jenis yang rebus tak empuk la.....ngabihkan gandum je...

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tapi mie tau sengal ubi tak...........yang lain tau tak sengal ubi.....



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jgn kata sengal ubi.....jenis2 ubi pun aku tau....ubi kayu...ubi keledek...tepung ubi....ubi keladi...kartunis ubi...macam macam ada....

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memacam jenis ubi ek....mesti mie nie jenis diam2 ubi..........

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