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ucu


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seorg ustaz dtg ke rumah seorang kenalannya yg baru masuk islam............. sebelum rakannya ( Tok Batin ) masuk islam Tok Batin   membela anjing.....
sampai saja di rumah Tok Batin, Ustaz tu menberi salam....
Tok Batin Menyuruh Ustaz Masuk ke dalam rumah Dipersila duduk sedang leka berbual masuklah anjing yg di bela oleh Tok Batin kedalam rumah....
Ustaz tu terkejut.... lalu bertanya pada Tok Batin napa anjing nie masuk kedalam rumah, kn  anjing nie haram dipengang kata Ustaz.....
Tok Bantin Menjawap dgn selambanya................confusedconfusedconfused

Saya nk tny member2 dalam GC nie, ramai IQ  nya bagus2 apa yg dikata oleh Tok Batin pada Ustaz.............confusedconfusedconfused



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usatz:nape anjeng kamu ni hodoh sgt batin??

batin:sebb beliau mls mandi ustaz

ustaz:kamu beli la swiming pool utk beliau

batin:kt mne nak beli ustaz??

ustaz:beli kt reban ayam the cleaner

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sbab anjing 2 cuma nickname jer...

menatang 2 sebnarnyer kucing...

kan..kan..

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anjing tu masuk jer... bukan tak batin tu pegang pun...!!

hah....! hah....!! mana hadiah.... mana hadiah...!! haku lepuk ko kalo ko tak kasi...!!

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tok batin tu jawab.....

Ooo..tak bleh bela anjing ek...nnt aku aku ble cipan plak....

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jawapan ye ialah..

HUrm..tunggu aweks dah kawen dengan Dat0'...
baru aweks bg tahu...ok??? ngeh..ngeh..ngeh..

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aweks...
aku la dato' yg mu katakn td kn??
haha..
kn kite dh kawen....
jwb jew...

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jawapan?sebab anjing tu yang datang bukan tok batin yang jemput.kita kan tak bleh sesuka hati je buang binatang merata-rata,,alahai..apalah tak best jawapan aku ni.sat lah aku g check tahap iq aku..macam dah kurang je..

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aiseymen~!! aku dah kawen upe ye..apsal
aku tak tahu diri aku dah kawen ehk???

ok lah jawapan ye...
tak semesti nama binatang tu anjing binatang tuh tol2 anjing...
mungkin anjing tu panggilan kucing tok Batin..

Aiks...macam nak serupe je jawapan aku dengan
Under18 je...aiseymen.~!!

Ni dah kes meniru nie~!
nie yang nak kene rep0rt guru kecik nie...~!!

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sape guru kecik yang ko nak reportkan tu happy?aku bleh tolong reportkan...nak tolong member ni..katakan siapa guru kecik tersebut?

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aku lah guru kecik & suami cik eppy ......
wahhahahah~~~
H.A.C.K.S (ini utk cik eppy....)
[H]anya.[A]ku.[C]inta.[K]au.[S]orang.
terimalah....

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romantiknya laki ko cik epi tapi apsal huduh benar muka beliau?g carik lain la cik epi..hahaha...

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tok batin pn jwb...eh ni anjing mainnan laa ustaz...robot nih..istaz xpasan ker??

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Salah...salah...sume salah....

jopannye dr tok batin : sebenarnye ustaz jiran sye yg bela anjing ni...sye dh halau sume anjing2 ni dr meroyan2 kat umah sye ni....tp degil la...ustaz tgk anjing2 kat atas ni....sume suke sgt lepak kat sini....sungguh nirojim tul....(luahan ati tok batin kpd ustaz)



Adakah butui jawapan ini...???


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aiseymen~!! aku dah kawen upe ye..apsal
aku tak tahu diri aku dah kawen ehk???

ok lah jawapan ye...
tak semesti nama binatang tu anjing binatang tuh tol2 anjing...
mungkin anjing tu panggilan kucing tok Batin..

Aiks...macam nak serupe je jawapan aku dengan
Under18 je...aiseymen.~!!

Ni dah kes meniru nie~!
nie yang nak kene rep0rt guru kecik nie...~!!


Nih yg bahye nih ...dah kawen tapi buat2x tak kawen..kang nnt ter!!adjust marah plak laki ko..!! ahahahahha

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ucu


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salah le...... cuba lagi...



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ucu


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aku_happy wrote:

aiseymen~!! aku dah kawen upe ye..apsal
aku tak tahu diri aku dah kawen ehk???

ok lah jawapan ye...
tak semesti nama binatang tu anjing binatang tuh tol2 anjing...
mungkin anjing tu panggilan kucing tok Batin..

Aiks...macam nak serupe je jawapan aku dengan
Under18 je...aiseymen.~!!

Ni dah kes meniru nie~!
nie yang nak kene rep0rt guru kecik nie...~!!


tot..............jawapan anda salah heheheheheh
sila cuba lagi.......



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storeet


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sebab tok batin tak tukar name islam lagi......
suro tkar ahmd tok kenali

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eh..ape jawapannyer daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
pnat aku memerah buah oren tok dptkn jusnyer..
tp x dpt2 gak...


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perah buah oren????//
segar ke buah oren tu?????
tapi aku lagi minat susu....boleh x ko tolong perahkan susu untuk aku........
bestnya kalo dpt minum susu segar dari ladang........



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tok batin tu cakap

tok batin : jangan risau ustaz sy dah samak anjing tu ngan 1 air tanah dan 6 air mutlak...

ustaz : aiseyman...!!!! (tepuk dahi)

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lerr.....kan ustaz tu tnya napa anjing nie masuk ke dlm rumah...

jwpn:sebab pintu x tutup........

(klu skema jwpn subjektif sah2 aku dpt fullmark)

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kata tok batin

ni cuma patung la bodoh.....

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Aq x tau ape nak jwb????Aq rse sbb anjig nie [GANJIN] sbnrnye aq entem je.......

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