A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I
must
call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's
gone too far, and he deserves the title."

"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to
call
a person. But maybe you have your own
reasons
to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can
help
you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one
night...we
parked our car besides the beach and we
were
alone... and... he held my hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it
now"

"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be
called "Bastard". That means he doesnt want
to
separate from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and
hugged my shoulder..."

"Was he as this close to you and did he hug
you
like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to
and
hugging me now"

"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay
forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Did he kiss you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like
how
you're kissing me now."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you
cant
call
him "Bastard". That means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes
and
touched my boobie, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"

"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he
protects you"

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love
him..."

"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like
now......"

"He still doesnt deserve to be
called "Bastard,
because it means he wanna learn about your
body completely"

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me
and
had sex with me..."

.....
.....
.....
.....
.....

"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"

"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"

"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he
needs
you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#)(&$)(#*@_(#
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"
All the staff outside were shocked to hear the
doctor screaming......