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rose


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Jim..ha..kho..dal..zal.." ujar rose dgn tenang sewaktu mengajar Matematik Tambahan yang kelihatannya amat buta huruf jawi sekali ketika mengaji iqra'k

ra'k apa?

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rak sun kepala, jum jum ma tun tengkorak, jab ha tun dahi. hik3 pandainyer aku baca arab.

rab apa?

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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rabbani...."setiap insan, pasti merasa saat nikmat mlm pertama...."ubh suai dr lagu pergi xkembali.....

li per???

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lipas..lipas..jerit kaktusbulu kepada suami tercintanye mr riepin tatkala mereka sedang asyik memadu asmara..

ra aper??

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Lipas..lipas..' jerit haliza misebon setelah terkejut babun apabila melihat sekawan lipas tetiba memasuki rimbunan bulu ketiak beliau..

au ape?

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Interrupt jab..

Eh gayah..x sangka idea kita sehati sejiwa sungguh..memang lipas la otak ko gayah..

(Dah, sila sambung balik)

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aurat...pakaian c rose,amatlah seksi skali!!!tak mnutup aurat betulla..tak takut dosa ekkk

ek apa??

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Mister Rie


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ek elleeee.... ko masuk balik rumah rose... gi pakai seluar...

ar apa??

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aram oooo..ko tgk aku xpakai seluar!!!dosa....

sa apa?

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sasuke!!!pehal kuar xpakai sepetot nie.....

nie aper???

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ni la akhlak anak gadis zaman skang yg si Mat giler2kan tu..

Hapa ko ni Mat, minah senget cam puteri sesukahati tu pon ko nak? pejadah??

dah aper?

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nie hao ma...mcm na ko taw,aku xpakai sptot,oooo ko skodeng aku!!!hampehhhh

peh apa?

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pehal pulok ngan sesuke nih tayang2 spentot?? tau la baru beli spentot..

tot ape?

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"tot...tooootttt...." kata bob wahab dalam keadaan mencarut kemudian carutannya di tapis oleh TV dengan menulis 'toooottt'. Bob wahab kemudian digam oleh RTM...


M aper??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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M. Daud kilau...snym la...sym la...ahai cek mek molek...

lek ape???

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"lek la dulu, rilek2 sambil ngorat kambing" kata mat the matics pada kambing jiran.

ran apa??

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rantai yg sdng ikat leher gab sambil dijinjing oleh matethematic..

tic ape???

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"tic tac" aku mana rosetam? aku suh ko amik sket jerk gula2 tic tac tue.. yg ko buat harta sape suh.. tahulah mulut ko berbau longkang... ingat ngan mkn gula2 tic tac leh mhilangkan bau mulut leh tue.. eee.. eee.. najis!!!!

jis ape????????

jeng jeng jenggg!!!

-- Edited by [fie] at 13:35, 2007-07-18

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Jisim isipadu najis dalam perut fie telah mengalami kepekatan tertinggi enzim.

zim aper??

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Zimbawe adelah negara kelahiran Mister Rie.. Tak percaya? Percayalah..

Lah ape?

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lahanat tul fie ni..aku dah post dia pun post..terpaksa edit pulak...

lak apa?



-- Edited by MyName at 13:41, 2007-07-18

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Laksa kuah kambing merupakan makanan ruji masyarakat kaum Red Indian.." kata fie cuba membohongi seorang kanak2 sindrom down yg ternganga2 percaya seratus percent..

cent ape?



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"Centan Gondol (Setan)!! Centan gondol!! Centan gondol!!" seorang kanak2 buta menjerit ketakutan setelah melihat kelibat rosetam berjalan dihadapannyer..

nyer ape???????

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gayah


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nyeram sungguhhhh...itulah perkataan yg kuar dr mulut mr riepan al hafis setelah hbs bercerita kepada kanak2 spastik dr tanjung.

jung aper...

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jung jung inai mak ipong raja wali...........
li aper.........

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langsir!!
sir aper??
(kompom korang jwb sir hassan ke sir aper2 la..tuh x nak..nk yg len)

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siram pon blh aper wanie....ko ni mane la dpt jd langsir nie wanie...abg king tu tuli li aper???

dgn bangganye...aku m'jwb....

lipan brazil...

zil aper???

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zil ape?

zila bakrin...mari2..cd zila bakrin berada di pasaran antarabangsa,terhangat dan terhangit..

ngit ape?

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wanie_95 wrote:

langsir!!
sir aper??
(kompom korang jwb sir hassan ke sir aper2 la..tuh x nak..nk yg len)



Oi Zila Wanie.. ni ape kes dari 'LI' terus ker 'LAN' lak..? Sure tak paham soklan la nie.. Basa Melayu dulu dpt brp?..

Ceit!!! Malu.. malu..

Lu ape??

 



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Mat tHe MatiCs


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lubang saluran najis fie tlh t'smbt akibt dr sembelit yg melampau yg melanda dirinya....sungguh kasihan ats penyakit beliau t'sebut....

ut aper???

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