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chek_am8848


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ini ada satu teka teki dari aku..sapa dapat jawab..adiahnya gi melancong ke bali..segala perbelanjaan untuk penginapan dan pengangkutan di tanggung sendiri.... begini bunyi nyer..


mak cik tipah seorang cleaner kat bangunan H. anak makcik tipah pun cleaner gak kat bangunan yang sama, tapi suami makcik tipah jugak cleaner.tapi kat bangunan A.


soalannyer...siapakah mak cik tipah sebenarnya?



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Cleaner bangunan H.

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makcik tipah=bangunan H @ bangunan A @ castezar @ am @ cek rie...????

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erk..
menurut hukum netwon ke-3,
jika seseorang bernama tipah, maka dia seorang perempuan..
hipotesis yang dapat dibuat, kemungkinan mak cik tipah = melurr..
eh.

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kan aku dah cakap makcik tu nama tipah..tetiba jer tukar jadik melur pehal? rosak teka teki aku,,,

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hoho am...kali ni aku sokong ko....castezar mamai la...suh suhhh..basuh muka ....


tipah ialah seekor ayam katek....



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o kalo gitu aku tukar la..
mak cik tipah tu, madunya si melurr...

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haha madu manis....no hal....pahit2 je aku takmo...

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madu memang la manis..aku pun suka..tapi kalu abih manis sepah dibuang2 buang,,... tu pun aku suka gak....

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ko mmg am....gatai.. miang.... dan sewaktu dgnnya....

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laa...takkan la aku nak telan hampas tebu tu...mati la aku..kalu aku mati sapa nak jaga adik aku si asya tu... asya, melurr nak bunuh abg..heheheh...

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loya loya.......

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loya? berita gumbira nie.. dapat cucu la mak ngko nanti yek? dah scan l0m? hahhhaha

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hahahaa.....doa doa wehhh...moga betul apa ko kata tu.....haha....

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doa la tu....mandi air bunga la woi...kalu susah sgt. tak pun mintak air penawar ngan mr, rie....

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RIE cipan...???? takmo la ku...kang kenan tengkorak kilat lak....pastuh siap pakej kurap...miang....hazami aaauuuwwww....huhu....mintak simpang....

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ha? nak simpang? nak yang ade tgheffik light ke yg takde?

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trapic light nak wak per.. lintas cam jer tu la baru samseng...

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haaaa...tunjuk le samseng.....kena langgor cam ayam mati takdan ngucap...huhu...baik lak aku di pagi yg dingin nih.....insap la am...

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am kena langgar ayam?

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hak hak....ayam tu stedy jekkk...am lak yg terguling2.....adeh...sian...

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chek_am8848 wrote:
laa...takkan la aku nak telan hampas tebu tu...mati la aku..kalu aku mati sapa nak jaga adik aku si asya tu... asya, melurr nak bunuh abg..heheheh...


haaaaa!!!!! apaaa!!!!!!! nak bunuh check am..!! hampesssss...apasal x ajak aku melurr!!

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samapi ati ngko berkompromi sama melurr..cik asya..takper..bia la aku membawa diri..


kajang pak malu kajang berlipat,


kajang castezar mengkuang layu,


hendak bermanja tiada bertempat,


sedih di hati tak siapa yang tahu..


selamat tinggal romeo..


 



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uihh....merajuk plak...aku x reti sgt pantun2 ni am...nnt melurr masuk tau la dia jwb...hohoho...

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chek_am8848 wrote:

samapi ati ngko berkompromi sama melurr..cik asya..takper..bia la aku membawa diri.. kajang pak malu kajang berlipat, kajang castezar mengkuang layu, hendak bermanja tiada bertempat, sedih di hati tak siapa yang tahu.. selamat tinggal romeo..  

aikkk....aku terbabit tanpa disedari lak.....huhu am....ko lah teman sejati yg sanggup teman aku malam2....kalo ko bawak diri sapa nak tugeder ngan aku...tak sian aku ke.....kang italy kalah aku nak kutuk sapa kalo ko takde...ni pantun dia....ikhlas ni tau...


hati berdetik rindu dan dendam,


tiada siapa nak ku bicara


luahan hati usah dipendam,


kelak merana badan melara.



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melurr..pantun ni ada dlm buku teks bahasa melayu darjah 5...sampai ke situ ko rujuk eh...kagumnya aku,terkesima aku seketika..

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Nur_Aisyah wrote:

melurr..pantun ni ada dlm buku teks bahasa melayu darjah 5...sampai ke situ ko rujuk eh...kagumnya aku,terkesima aku seketika..

oittt oittt....orijenel nih....siap bukak peti ais aku nak karang pantun ni....


siler2 terkesima asya....



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