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korek...dan korek lagi


Rumahtangga Minah dan Wahid selalu mengalami krisis... tidak kira
siang atau malam mereka akan bertengkar.. Setiap pertengkaran itu pastinya
menggangu jiran tetangga... "Kalau aku mati... aku akan menjadi hantu dan mengorek tanah
di depanku untuk keluar mencekik engkau.." terdengar pekikan si Wahid...
Jiran yang mendengar terkejut besar dengan ugutan si Wahid terhadap
isterinya kerana diketahui Wahid mempunyai ilmu hitam yang sangat luar
biasanya... Beberapa hari berlalu... . Wahid ditemui mati akibat mangsa langgar lari...
Walaupun benci, tapi sebagai isteri... Minah tetap menguruskan pengebumian
suaminya dengan baik.. Seminggu selepas itu.. Jiran tetangga amat kehairanan melihat Minah
yang langsung tidak merasa takut dengan ugutan suaminya dahulu.
"Engkau tidak takut dengan sumpah suami kau dulu?" tanya jirannya."Tidak!" jawab Minah.
"Biarkan saja dia mengorek tanah... .Aku dah tanam dia mengadap kebawah..!"

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huhuhuuuuu....lawak siot....



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Tanah apa yope????

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tanah kubur la.....tu pun nk tanya....

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Kubur ko ye.. yope...?

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Korang dah mati ker...dah ready gali kubur sendiri ker..

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Lorderion wrote:


Korang dah mati ker...dah ready gali kubur sendiri ker..

sebenar nye kami dah ready gali kubur ko le lord haa...haaaa

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Ye ker..trima kasih je lah yer...

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cam tak cayejee...!!!!

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Ntah apa2 la cerita korek ko ni Mie.. takde unsur lucah langsung! Apa2 cerita la posting dr Encik MaMie Slurpp ni mmg pada aku tak best dan tak lawak langsung.. sbb Encik Mie ni mmg tak best orangnya..

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ei,tp best gak korek2 nie.i luv it

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astaga..apa hal ni..apa kes...korek kubur ke...nah cangkul...org korek kubur x pakai kasut

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hakimzz wrote:


ei,tp best gak korek2 nie.i luv it


korek2 dalam2,sentuh kiri,sentuh kanan, masuk lagi dalam2 aduh bestnye..., sekali keluar........


Fuuuuuyoooo besar yeeeeee.........


Taik Idung Anim laaaaaa.......



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hahahahahaa

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kenapa ko gelak dorenaa... lucu kee... malu la IIIIII....

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yusran wrote:

kenapa ko gelak dorenaa... lucu kee... malu la IIIIII....

sap gelak ko buat lucu dorena gelak sbb member sebelah uat lawak hahahah





heheheheh dorena gurau je la sorry ek

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ko kutuk hanim yeeee...

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Kim ko try kutuk anim...dia tak marah.....dia lagi sayang kat ko.....tyr lee jgn malu22...

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yusran wrote:

Kim ko try kutuk anim...dia tak marah.....dia lagi sayang kat ko.....tyr lee jgn malu22...

Yusran ko kutuk anim yek..huahuahua...suka nya aku ko ngutuk2 ni...hah siap ko..mlm kang sure ko tak tido mlm punya sampai ke pg ko ketawa hahahaha....aku nk jumpa tok kelembai sat ...nak minta ayor...

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yusran wrote:

Kim ko try kutuk anim...dia tak marah.....dia lagi sayang kat ko.....tyr lee jgn malu22...

betul tu doren sokong ko,try la hakim

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Jangan laaa animmmmmm......


Jangan laaa.......


Jangan laaaa takbuat.......



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hahahhaaaa

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klaka gile citer nieee.... hehe..

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dia tengok yusran kentut la tu

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KO lepak ngan yusran ker..macam mana ko tau dia kentut...ko nampak erk..

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apa pandangan kau tentang yusran ni..........aku tengok die ni cam bagus je

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bijan wrote:


apa pandangan kau tentang yusran ni..........aku tengok die ni cam bagus je

TQ bijan....memang teman Bagus...... sebabtu ko tanye teman....klu idak cam ne ko bleh minta pandangan......

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