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Kat maner agaknyer tempat yg best berkhalwat?? [7 vote(s)]

Kawasan perkuburan
71.4%
Pawagam
0.0%
Hotel
14.3%
Hostel
0.0%
Rumah bujang anak2 dara
0.0%
Rumah bujang anak2 teruna
0.0%
Tangga bangunan
0.0%
Rumah tunang
0.0%
Ofis
0.0%
Rumah ayam
0.0%
Stabel kuda (mcm P. Ramlee)
0.0%
Bilik air bangunan ofis atau lain2...
0.0%
Indonesia
0.0%
Dalam longkang besar
0.0%
Atas katil dlm bilik rumah bujang yg mana housemate tgh tido atas katil yang sama
14.3%
Dalam kereta
0.0%
Bilik setor
0.0%
Taman bunga
0.0%
Dataran merdeka
0.0%
Dalam lif
0.0%
kurt belacan


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jawab jgn tak jawab....

-- Edited by kurt belacan at 16:03, 2006-01-19

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Mie Penang


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ko jawap sendirila weiii...aku tak besa buat mende2 tuh....

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ye la tu mie...mie jom gi makan pasemboq...ko blanjer..

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ko tak tau kat ne tempatnya.isk..isk..isk.kat rumah engko agaknya.aku pun tak tau.hehehe!!!!!!

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aku rase lah...kat rumeh engkau agaknye...rumah aku takde tempat buat bande2 tak senonoh tu...rumah aku rumah pake orang bait2 ajak bah...

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Ntahnyer.. ko mcm expert-mepert jer.. ko mmg nak cari port baru ekk.. nak buat bende 'tuuut' tu kawin la dulu wei..pastu kat mane2 pn tak kisah..dalam jamban pun boleh

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Mie Penang


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eloka wrote:

ye la tu mie...mie jom gi makan pasemboq...ko blanjer..
jgn kata pasemboq.....nak makan mee udang ke...char keow teow ke...semua boleh...tapi jgn ko makan aku dah la....heehehehehe....

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nak ikut makan pasemboq!! cek suka sangat!

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Mie Penang wrote:

eloka wrote: ye la tu mie...mie jom gi makan pasemboq...ko blanjer.. jgn kata pasemboq.....nak makan mee udang ke...char keow teow ke...semua boleh...tapi jgn ko makan aku dah la....heehehehehe....
yesla...mie nak blanjer...aku tunggu ko kat tepi jln sebelah kedai kak timah janda ye mie....hehe

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tak jadi la nak bawak ko eloka weiiii......rerupanya kak timah janda lagi cantik menarik tertarik kak timah memang de bumb......sape suruh ko datang lambat...langsung kak timah yang de bumb ngayat aku nih.....

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mie..sampai ati tak layan kat cek no..hu huu..

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uiskkkk...nih yang tak tahan nih...teransang nih...nak buat camna hah....

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Teman berkhalwat kat rumah disamping baca Al-Quran, solat tahjud, solat wittir dan solat hajat supaya saudara dan saudari semua pulang kepangkal jalan....

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Alhamdulillah...

dah kembali ke rahmatullah dah ko ni yusran...

eh silap... dah kembali ka pangkal paha...

eh silap lagi... dah kembali ke pangkal jalan ampang....

pun silap jugak..... dah kembali ke pangkal jalan....

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quillaia


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ni ape punye topik daaa.... ko biasa berkhalwat kt ne kurt?? aku x bleh a jwb soalan nie... aku org yg normal.. x wat bende2 camtu...  ko tanye a rie ngan yus... mereka mungkin ade idea yg lg best...

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berkhalwat dalam bahasa uranus bermaksud membuang air besar...

so tak kisah la diorang nak berkhalwat dalam jamban ke, dalam semak ke, tepi jalan ke tapi atas katil tak bleh... macam mana nak tido cenggitu

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dania


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kat tepi sawah la


tak baik buat keje mcm tu tau..


lebih baik g mengaji la betul tak




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Mister Rie


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Hai dania?

ko ni pelakon ke? Ko ke pelakon yang nama esma dania tu?

waaa...sain otograf...sain..sian... sain kat kepala lutut aku ni....

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Mister Rie wrote:

Hai dania? ko ni pelakon ke? Ko ke pelakon yang nama esma dania tu? waaa...sain otograf...sain..sian... sain kat kepala lutut aku ni....
ko ade kepala lutut gak ke rie??? ko bukan ade rangka je ke???

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kepala lutut die..die simpan dlm poket..bile diperlukan baru die kuarkan ..kan kann...

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Mister Rie


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betul tu abby ku sayang...

hanya orang yang menyayangi aku je tahu dimana terletaknya kepala lutut aku ni...

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abby


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ape idaknyer..mase kite date kelmarin..ko tetinggal kepala lutut ko..nasib baikk anjing c chin ah kong gonggong...pastu susah payah lak aku g samak..mmg spoil la ko nie rie..lain kali guna gam ar..

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Aloooo siapa nak makan sup kepala lutut sama kepala parut??????.iklan..iklan..

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ko nie yus..tak abis ngan kepala parut die..aku order tadi dah siap ker

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bak sini balik kepala lutut aku...

hah yang ko ni yusran... bak balik kepala aku... apa ingat kepala aku ni tak bayar zakat ke ko nak suka-suka hati pi parut ni... tengok... abih nampak otak aku ko parut....

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Pulak.......



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