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Ijoi


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Ini cerita betul pengalaman aku senirik...

Banyak kali dah aku alami, tetiba rasa nak baca cerita2 hantuoo..

Lalu aku pun bukak la ruang cerita seram kat GC..

Baca punya baca, rasa seram pulak, seram situ sana sini.. Ashik seram je, bosan gak..

Pastu aku pun baca cerita2 lawak pulak..

Jadik aku pun tak rasa seram lagik.

Sekian mekasih.



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Seram nyer.. (sambiL mghantuk2 kn kepala dkat keybord kmputer)..exited nk baca..Last2 kene troll..

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mak ai seram bangat ijoi...

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aaa nko .... banyak laaa .............. nko  punyer serammmmm tu Ijoiii ...

kalo nko tuuu lempeng .... lama dah aku makan tawwww ...

aku nie ... keturunan yang suka cerita mita seram niiihhh ...

tetiba ... nko kenekan aku yekkkk ...

siapppp nkooo .... aku kunyah kunyah nko malam nie jugakkk ....

satttt .......... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefurious



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gua suka yang ni.
syabas oii
*menari nari nari nari*

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LOL. Seram. Sangat. Sampai. Nak. Gi. Toilet. Cancel.

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perghhh memg hebat gile cite seram ko neh sampai tecirit cirit aku membacanye....

tesedu sedan ngan mengalir air hidong aku menahan keseraman cite koooo...

kalo lah ko becerita dpn2 aku ne nescaya hantokan mesra didahi ko sekuat ati aku bagi....



grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kbai

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budak ijoi ni ade aku pecahkan lampu moto kang....

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Nasi Lemak wrote:
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LOL. Seram. Sangat. Sampai. Nak. Gi. Toilet. Cancel.


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Fuiyyooo... hebat.. huruf besar lepas setiap tanda noktah?..

ini baru menyeramkan bagi ahlil kubur seperti yang berlonggok di GC ni..

terutama si suha tu, jangankan huruf BESAR, nak tulis ayat penoh pun dia malas..

asyik ayat sms tanda kemalasan melangit melangit melangit..

tau makan aja.. zombielah katakan..



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ko dah takde cite lain nak buat atau paste ke?

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nak penampo jawa tak?


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g freedom wrote:
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ko dah takde cite lain nak buat atau paste ke?

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ko nak citer apa? citer lawak, seram, sedeh, teladan, agama, lucah, liwat, sume ada..



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Ijoi wrote:

g freedom wrote:
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ko dah takde cite lain nak buat atau paste ke?

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ko nak citer apa? citer lawak, seram, sedeh, teladan, agama, lucah, liwat, sume ada..

 

 

ish ishh .... mane buleh cakap cakap lucah liwat .... x bulehhh ...x bulehhh ....

kang ade gak posting kena gam kang ....



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ish ishh .... mane buleh cakap cakap lucah liwat .... x bulehhh ...x bulehhh ....

kang ade gak posting kena gam kang ....

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Ahh.. x kire, nak buat jugak citer lucah dgn liwat!...

Citer lucah:

Sekumpulan pelancong dari Amerika datang ke negeri Johor untuk melancong. Kendian pemandu pelancong pun bawak la mereka berjalan-jalan ke kawasan kampung, kebetulan diorang terserempak dengan seorang pakcik yang sedang berada di dalam parit ditepi jalan.

Seorang dari pelancong Amerika itu pun bertanya "What is he doing?" , setelah ditanya oleh pemandu pelancong, pakcik tu pun kata "Oh, ni aku tengah pasang lukah ni, ikan lembat banyak kat sini."

Pemandu pelancong tu pun cerita:

"This man is setting a traditional fish trap, called LUKAH, a structure where fish go inside it to eat the bait, once fish enter this lukah, it couldn't get out of it."

"Hmm.. Intresting, this LUCAH thing.." Jawab sorang dari pelancong itu pulak. Mendengar ini, pakcik itu pulak kata "Ish apa lucah pulak? Lukah! LUUKAAH!".

"LUCAH?.. LUCAH. Didn't I say it right? Lucah." Kata pelancong itu.

"Ish lucah lucah kepala hotak engkau, bodoh punye orang putih.." Marah pakcik tadi..



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Citer liwat:

Tengah orang ramai menunggu bas, tetiba semua orang terkejut bila tetiba seorang apek marah-marah "Haiya! Hali-hali pun bas manyak liwat maa.. Bas manyak liwat waa pun jadik manyak liwat, hali-hali kena malah.. Haiyyaa manyak suwey!"



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brrrrr...
nasib baik aku ni xde membela anak keruk kalau tidak dah lama aku hantar dgn arahan supaya menodai kesucian si Ijoi ni haa..
mau dua bulan moto tu running dgn bunyi ejos tak betul.

tapi nasib baiklah ada avatar si anakmamadara tu.
hipnotik duh.
bila ditenung lama2.
hipnotik dan menyeremkan.

rasa macam nak bunuh orang. kemudian jilat sisa2 darah yg masih meleleh2 kat mata pisau belati tu.
darah yg ditakung tu pulak minum fresh. bakinya letak dlm freezer...

refrigerated..ice cold...fresh blood.
fuhhh...

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