Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Kisah seram . Anda pun boleh ceritakannya !!


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 103
Date:
Kisah seram . Anda pun boleh ceritakannya !!


[spoiler]kisah 1.

Mse ak drjah 4 ak dpt skOla asrama kt karak . Mse taon 4 xde kisah seram tp msuk taon 5 da start da episod seram ni . Mse ak nk g kls mlm , ak JLn la mnuju toilet ujung . Klu nk g kls mmg kne lalu kt toilet asrama y ade kolah tu . Then tbe2 xsmena-mena lntaslah satu makhluk brkain putih . Laju derrrr !!! Ak pun mse tu bodo2 lg , ak p tgk kt tempat bnde tu g , nk kte kucing or Arnab or y swktu dgn nye pn x . Pelik2 Dan ajaib2 . Ak Smpai je kt kls tbe2 dgr Bdk mnjerit , kecut perut ak . Ak dok je dlm kls tnggu kwn2 lain dtg . Then dtg la sorg dua , dorg ckp ade Bdk hsteria kt hostel . Bdk tu kne kt dpn toilet . Tuhh !! Ak rse bnde y ak nmpak tu ade kne mngena a dgn Bdk tu. mlm tu ak da start takut n seram2 , mlm tu ak ajk mbe ak tdo skatil dgn ak , mlm tu jgk , (xingt pkul bpe) ak kne hmpap . Bdn xbole grk , ak rse tu tndak bls Bdn kite ble kite tido n trjadi lah sawan tido . Le ak cte kt mbe ak y tdo gn ak tu , die kte mlm tu ak asyk tolak2 Bdn die je . Ehh , mne de ak tolak Bdn die , ak lngsung xbole nk gerakkn Bdn . Pastu ade Bdk taon 4 ckp die nmpak big sweet(gula2 bsr@pocong) kt tpi Katil ak . Cuak doe , nseb baik ak xnmpak big sweet . Huhuhu klu x , naya Eden !


__________________
oliVer wEnDelL hOlmEs once said . . . ~"Da great thin' in diz world is not so much where we stand as in wat direction we are moving"~


Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

fuh..dasat jgk pengalaman ko ek.karak ni ngeri sgt ke.mcm kt pilam tu? BTW tq for d stori n welakam tu GC..citer arrr lg..

__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 218
Date:

makkk ai................pocong tu manis kerr sampai kene panggil big sweet ???

__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 342
Date:

soNy KiM wrote:

makkk ai................pocong tu manis kerr sampai kene panggil big sweet ???


 nope...bukan sebab pocong tu manis tapi disebabkan bungkusan pocong tu seperti gula2...



__________________

It's better to let it unknown...



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 103
Date:

Actlly y cite karak tu trjadi kt JLn lme gmbak . Kt karak xde pape pn seram . Ak Xtau sgt psl karak , ak skolah je kt karak tp dok kt janda baik , smpadan slangor .

__________________
oliVer wEnDelL hOlmEs once said . . . ~"Da great thin' in diz world is not so much where we stand as in wat direction we are moving"~


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 103
Date:

Bdk skOla ak mmg mcm tu , bngkusan gula2 bsr , haha . Klu y pkai tudung labuh sgt2 dorg pnggil TT(telekung trbang) haha !

__________________
oliVer wEnDelL hOlmEs once said . . . ~"Da great thin' in diz world is not so much where we stand as in wat direction we are moving"~


Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

oooo gitu kesahnye...lma dh xgi karak.msa hiway LPT tu xde lalu sana slalu singgah town dia bli jajan ngan g jamban..
Tp msa tgk cite karak tu seram jgk smpai terkorek idung aku sndri.
Aku nk tnya soklan sket kat seme warga GAy Ciritan ni ha...
Soklannye berbunyi :

KENAPA SEME ANTU SKANG NI KALER MATA DIA SAMA EK? SEME PAKAI KONTEK LEN PUTIH PASTU TGL ANK MATA KECIT JE KALER ITAM.
DH BUDAYA SGT.XSERAM LGSUNG.HUH!

__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 103
Date:

Hahaha . Kaw Tnye la mk andam y mngandam hntu2 ni . Haha

__________________
oliVer wEnDelL hOlmEs once said . . . ~"Da great thin' in diz world is not so much where we stand as in wat direction we are moving"~


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 218
Date:

ohh mcm tu.....tak perasan pulak aku bungkusan pocong tu seperti gula2.....


__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 103
Date:

Haha . Kaw Msti org kaya , org kaya mkn sweets dlmplstik mcm gula2 cloud9 . Org miskin mcm ak mkn gula2 kelapa je , kdg2 ade duit bli hacks . Hahaha

__________________
oliVer wEnDelL hOlmEs once said . . . ~"Da great thin' in diz world is not so much where we stand as in wat direction we are moving"~


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 342
Date:

Kesuma Apache wrote:

oooo gitu kesahnye...lma dh xgi karak.msa hiway LPT tu xde lalu sana slalu singgah town dia bli jajan ngan g jamban..
Tp msa tgk cite karak tu seram jgk smpai terkorek idung aku sndri.
Aku nk tnya soklan sket kat seme warga GAy Ciritan ni ha...
Soklannye berbunyi :

KENAPA SEME ANTU SKANG NI KALER MATA DIA SAMA EK? SEME PAKAI KONTEK LEN PUTIH PASTU TGL ANK MATA KECIT JE KALER ITAM.
DH BUDAYA SGT.XSERAM LGSUNG.HUH!


 how to say ar...hantu2 palsu tu excited mo pakai kanta lekap jenis yg sama (trademark yg membezakan hantu palsu & manusia)...atau mungkin pereka kanta lekap tu kehabisan idea mo cipta fesyen yg baru utk pelakon2 watak hantu...smile



-- Edited by BlueSakura on Saturday 9th of June 2012 02:47:30 AM

__________________

It's better to let it unknown...



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 342
Date:

Fyka_93 wrote:

Haha . Kaw Msti org kaya , org kaya mkn sweets dlmplstik mcm gula2 cloud9 . Org miskin mcm ak mkn gula2 kelapa je , kdg2 ade duit bli hacks . Hahaha


 err...seingat Sa, bungkusan gula2 cloud9 tu once spt gula2 hacks (perisa coklat yg ada filling tu)...kalo gula2 yg kena seal vacuum spt perisa anggur, strawberi etc...



__________________

It's better to let it unknown...



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2849
Date:

Kesuma Apache wrote:

oooo gitu kesahnye...lma dh xgi karak.msa hiway LPT tu xde lalu sana slalu singgah town dia bli jajan ngan g jamban..
Tp msa tgk cite karak tu seram jgk smpai terkorek idung aku sndri.
Aku nk tnya soklan sket kat seme warga GAy Ciritan ni ha...
Soklannye berbunyi :

KENAPA SEME ANTU SKANG NI KALER MATA DIA SAMA EK? SEME PAKAI KONTEK LEN PUTIH PASTU TGL ANK MATA KECIT JE KALER ITAM.
DH BUDAYA SGT.XSERAM LGSUNG.HUH!


 

yang niihh .... makcik sakura biru dah jawab dah .... lagik pon  .. yg jual konteks lens tu ... member diarang ... abisss ...? yg kaum2 krabat diarang tu jual brand n kaler tu jek ... tu laku seme brg tu ....... hu hu hu ....

(ape kata ... kalo bikin `hantu' kat pilem  ,.... part bijik mate ... buat gelap jerkkk ....semua itam ... pas tu ... bagik samar2 ....  bile audien tguk ... kan ke lagik seram ... kan kan kan ... aku nie cume dpt bagik pendpatan seciput haku nie jekk ... org kg ... ape le yg buleh dibuat selain bagik pandapatan  ...)



__________________

KaTa-kAta YaNg LemAh dAn BerAdAb dApaT MeLeMbUtKan haTi mAnUsiA yAng kEraS - Kata-kata Hikmah HAMKA

Perkara yang patut ada dalam kepimpinan ialah sikap berlapang dada  - kata-kata Hikmah Sayidina Ali R.A.



Veteran Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 57
Date:

lamer giler aku tak lepak sini...
dah lamer aku tak mkn gula2..
selalu beli gula pasir jer buat air.

__________________


Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2028
Date:

hehe..nko bagi pendapatan nko kat sape pak baddaq oiii...

bak skit..aku nak jugak..

wak parjo...lama2 tak nampak..bila datang dirindui kok..

kenapa wak nggak makan gula2..gula pasirpun manis ape..

boleh jugak dijadikan gula2..

tapi jgn sering2 makan manis ya wak..nanti kencing manis..

potong kaki...

__________________

nak cari idea memang susah, nak mengedit senang je..nak komen apa yang orang lain dah buat, laaaagi senang..apa lagi nak mengutuk..hurmm pejam mata jeeeee

 



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

Gula hacks pon dh mahai la..aku batuk aritu bli hacks doposen dpt 3 bijik je..mne ade cekelat murah dah.
Dlu2 bleh la jmpa doposen 5 or 4 bijik.. g je mydin tu bli sekampit kompom jimat.(amende aku merepek ni haaa)
Ikutla nosehat abdul gayah: jgn sokmo2 mkn mnais..tp mkna mau manis maaa

kesahnye cik sakur2a n bada, tang mata ni lom selesai..btol la kateknye mak mengandam diorg yg xde choice sebok bg kanta lekap kaler tuh.dh tradisi sgt..dh xreti nk takut..biasa2 jek.
aku penah tinguk cite antu jgk, mata dia seme itam n ade yg seme merah...pon antu jgk. seram jgk...
setakat kaler putih tu, wrestler (kane kot nma dia) pon ade pkai. seram sgt la knun.wek...

__________________


Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

Fyka_93 wrote:

[spoiler]kisah 1.

Mse ak drjah 4 ak dpt skOla asrama kt karak . Mse taon 4 xde kisah seram tp msuk taon 5 da start da episod seram ni . Mse ak nk g kls mlm , ak JLn la mnuju toilet ujung . Klu nk g kls mmg kne lalu kt toilet asrama y ade kolah tu . Then tbe2 xsmena-mena lntaslah satu makhluk brkain putih . Laju derrrr !!! Ak pun mse tu bodo2 lg , ak p tgk kt tempat bnde tu g , nk kte kucing or Arnab or y swktu dgn nye pn x . Pelik2 Dan ajaib2 . Ak Smpai je kt kls tbe2 dgr Bdk mnjerit , kecut perut ak . Ak dok je dlm kls tnggu kwn2 lain dtg . Then dtg la sorg dua , dorg ckp ade Bdk hsteria kt hostel . Bdk tu kne kt dpn toilet . Tuhh !! Ak rse bnde y ak nmpak tu ade kne mngena a dgn Bdk tu. mlm tu ak da start takut n seram2 , mlm tu ak ajk mbe ak tdo skatil dgn ak , mlm tu jgk , (xingt pkul bpe) ak kne hmpap . Bdn xbole grk , ak rse tu tndak bls Bdn kite ble kite tido n trjadi lah sawan tido . Le ak cte kt mbe ak y tdo gn ak tu , die kte mlm tu ak asyk tolak2 Bdn die je . Ehh , mne de ak tolak Bdn die , ak lngsung xbole nk gerakkn Bdn . Pastu ade Bdk taon 4 ckp die nmpak big sweet(gula2 bsr@pocong) kt tpi Katil ak . Cuak doe , nseb baik ak xnmpak big sweet . Huhuhu klu x , naya Eden !


 zcool 84..ce bce.aku tepek balik kt ko..hihi



-- Edited by Kesuma Apache on Monday 11th of June 2012 02:07:28 AM

__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 224
Date:

lo ni citer hantu ker citer gula2..selame aku ulang alik blk ikot karak hiway sampi ler sekang alhmdulilah xde pape yg teserempak lg......dah la lalu kat situ kol 2 3 pg...

__________________

fikir dulu sebelom tulis o ckp...jgn tulis o ckp guna kepala lutut..tulis n ckp guna kepala otak



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

uwaaaa... selambe ko katak..aku dgo karak je trus jd senget jap.akakak..
sib baik ade LPT.xjejak la karak tu..selisih 44 ekor badak(bada)


__________________


Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 24
Date:

aduhh sakit mata..... xleh nk baca

__________________

Ebook Panduan Mudah Bina perniagaan internet anda sendiri di>> http://rahsiakaedahrm10.blinkweb.com/

00486144.jpg



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2849
Date:

Kesuma Apache wrote:

uwaaaa... selambe ko katak..aku dgo karak je trus jd senget jap.akakak..
sib baik ade LPT.xjejak la karak tu..selisih 44 ekor badak(bada)


 nape nko bagik 44 jek kecume opocot  ... sikit na tuuu ... bagik ler banyak2 sikit ... wakakakakaka ....



__________________

KaTa-kAta YaNg LemAh dAn BerAdAb dApaT MeLeMbUtKan haTi mAnUsiA yAng kEraS - Kata-kata Hikmah HAMKA

Perkara yang patut ada dalam kepimpinan ialah sikap berlapang dada  - kata-kata Hikmah Sayidina Ali R.A.



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 224
Date:

kesuma dewi...eh apocot...dah terpaksa..lg pon naik bus ler..kdg2 2 ushar2 gak kat utan2 kat situ kot2 la ada nmpk..hekhekhek

__________________

fikir dulu sebelom tulis o ckp...jgn tulis o ckp guna kepala lutut..tulis n ckp guna kepala otak



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

bada... tu je la utk ko..ckup la..xlarat nk bawak.dh la gomok...kakakaka...(sambil cubit bontot badak2 spy jln cpt sket)

weh katak..ko spesen ngan aku la plok..ska cri psl klu travel mlm2..pastu usha kt luar knun dgn hrpn nmpk mende2 tu..pdhl xnmpk pon.
diorg xsudi kot...org kata ni psl hijab la..org yg nmpk, org yg terbuka hijabnye..gitu la katenye..huhu

__________________


Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 2028
Date:

mane le nak nampak opocot oiii...dah hantu tu nengok nko, dia tros terkezut..
dia ingatkan nko pocong..berbungkus suma..

katak, kol 2-3 pg hantu tu tak kuar lagi..masih clubbing...cer nko lalu kat situ jam 3-4 pg..ha..waktu tu embun ngah nitik2..waktu kabus2 cenggitu..ha, waktu tu la depa merayau2..

__________________

nak cari idea memang susah, nak mengedit senang je..nak komen apa yang orang lain dah buat, laaaagi senang..apa lagi nak mengutuk..hurmm pejam mata jeeeee

 



Super Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:

hik hik..lpa plak aku begini ropenye...ptt le xpenah nmpak beliau.
sekali join together la plok.

__________________
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard