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camping dan hantu


Tunggul nak citer pasai pengalaman Tunggul waktu pegi camping pengakap ari tue.....


    Nak dijadikan citer, mlm camping tue, kitorang adakan aktiviti burung hantu. Tau tak apa dia 'Aktiviti Burung Hantu' nie? Senior-senior akan letaklah junior2 nie kat satu tempat yang gelap, sorang-sorang. Kebetulan plak, tempat camping nie terletak kat tepi hutan, meremang bulu tengkuk den.


    Sewaktu Tunggul duduk sorang-sorang kat hutan tue, lebih kurang pukul 2 pagi, Tunggul terdengaq bunyi perempuan mengilai, apalagi terus Tunggul jerit IKAN!!!IKAN!!! (password kalau ada kecemasan). Pastu, adaler sorang senior nie datang, kelam-kabut dia. Dia tanya kenapa? Tunggul jawab ler Tunggul dengar hantu mengilai. Terus jer dia gelak. Bila Tunggul tanya balik kenapa dia gelak? Dia jawab suara mengilai tu suara dia.


   Tapikan, suara yang Tunggul dengar tue suara perempuan, senior yang datang tolong Tunggul tu lelaki. Bila Tunggul citer jer kat kengkawan Tunggul semua tak percaya. Semua gelak kata Tunggul nie kelakar. Tapi betul, suara yang Tunggul dengar tu macam suara Maya Karin dlm PHSM.



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macam2 le ko ni tunggul. dah2..gi mandi dulu, pastu makan yek..


mana tok ni..tok..tolong ubatkan si tunggul ni tok.!!



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He...... Macam mana rue tahu tunggul tak mandi lagi??


Toksah panggil tok tue....... Abg senior tue dah jampi tunggul dah.. tapi tak tau la berkesan ker tak sebab sampei skarang tunggul masih lagi penakut....



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ko kan tunggul kenape ko tak tercugat jer kat situ wat per nak takut.


mereng sekangpong ler ko nie tuggul



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Mereng  sekangpong tu aper bendenyer masterlawak ? Bahaso negeri mano??



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makne nye ko dah mereng gi lari2 kat kampong

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ooo........ gitu ker... Tapi tunggul tak mereng lagi. masih siuman.

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yer ker

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adeh...sakit pinggang aku terlanggar tunggul ni..

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eh rie..tk perasan lak wella you dah pakai kopiah? sape bagi? rue bagi hadiah haji jadi ko ke?..


master lawak...nak ikut gi tengok wayang bleh tak?



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sian rie, sakit pinggang ye rie, meh Tunggul urut. he.......



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tak payah rie tu ade tulang ganti

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Mister Rie
sup tulang aku ni pun byk lagio
blehlaa ko sedut skit.....
x yah nak pakai tok kelempai bwat jampi sesampah....

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AKU SETUJU TU PEPSIMAN.rie kalo tulang ko patah ko mintak je tulang ganti kat kitaorang.ko nak tulang ape tulang kambing,tulang ikan,tulang ayam,mintak jer kat kita org pasti adenye.

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Betul Masterlawak
tulangsuir pun ade sesuai sgt ngan ko Mister Rie.........

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masterlawak jealous aku nak urut pinggang rie, tunggu ye masterlawak lepas ni ko lak aku urut.

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tak payah la ko urut si masterlawak tu...spesis siamang cam dia tak yah urut..dia panjat pokok2 tu dah cukup untuk menyegarkan badan dia...

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ye ape lagi cepat le urut aku nye lak

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tak leh lagi laa masterlawak.... rie ni suruh aku urut dia lagi.... engko tunggu minggu depan lah plak...

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hohohohohohohohoho

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eee..aku pon penah tengok antu ye..

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ish ko nie tunggul camping time pembuatan filem phsm ke??


apsal pula tetiba suara maya karin pla..


suara siti menyanyi ker??


nie maya karin..




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