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CAK SERAMMMM TAK


jam menunjukkan pukul 3 pg...tetiba pintu bersiot bunyi nyer...krekkkkkkkkkkkkk......sapa gak nyer gerangan diluar sana.......tp ku berani hati menjenguk...tiba tiba...waarrrrrrrrrr...bdk jantan yg penyakit meroyan tu dtg minta ciummmmm.......eh tak tak....minta nasik......ku beri dia nasi basi je krn nasi yg elok dh abis aku makan bersama ngan buah hati aku...sapa lagi kalo bukan walique....seram takkkkkkkkk..seram..

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giler ahhh..umie masak nasi jadi basi huhuhu,, camner nak jadi calon bini waliq ni huhuh

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buduh cam lembuuu


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maliki jelesssss tak ade awek yangn ak kat dia ,,hehehehee

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seram tul citer tuh.......sampai tercirit penangal aku baca....



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seram sampai terkentut heeheheh....

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Aku x berape paham laa.....
mane hantu die
ke antu die x kuar-kuar lagi...........


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zanna la jadi hantu..takut x??

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heeheheheheh

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kalau zanna jadi hantu sanny gelak besar2 macam ni hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

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Warga GENG-CERITA

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ehhh kalo zana jadi antu, aku rela di cekik, di kejar....di rogol pun aku sanggupp!

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buduh cam lembuuu


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arstrfirlah..alhazim..maliki.



maka hendah lah mereka berkata.. aku berpuasa..

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       maliki ganasnya ko ni tak baik la. ha lain kali ajak tengkorak walique ok.

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meeeeemaaaaang seraaaaaaammmmmmmm. tapi kan, nape u bagi dia nasi basi..sian dia.bagi le dia ikan ke, buaaahhhh ke, timun ke.. tah ape-ape bagi nasi basi plak.

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umi


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Suka I le...I yg mengarahkan filem tu...apa u susah (ckap stail mak nyah) tak kira le nasi basi ke, milo basi ke..kt org malaysia.

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Seram tu hapa? Air ke? Air Seram...eh tu sirap....seram pokok bunga.... dok pehe kaweh

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hi saya orang baru laa...werk seram nyer citer ko nie...sapa yang jadik antu nyee...Kucing ko ker???erm seram cam taik kucin berasap jer..lex arr saya orang baru..please tunjuk ajar me..Ok...Terutamanya Mister Rie>misteri<besh nama ko....OK that all

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Supergohan
ko org baru ke
ko dari planet mana
kakirok ke
ko ni lelaki ke lelaki...ke makyah...ke...pakyah...ke mangkuk... ke gila ke...ke pondan ke....mangkuk ke....santa claus....ke mat ponge.....
pilihlaa mana2 yg xde
kalo dah pilih angkat perut
wakaka....



sorry2....jadi
supergohan ke
meh masuk ngomah kami ni
makanlah duit raya yg hangus nih
nnt kita org bleh bagi kuih raye behlaa suruh mak simpan....
Slamat Hari Kakirok

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pepsiman aku rase die nie mat ponge la hahaha

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ima


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hahhahahahahha nape tak ade adegan umi mkn nasi bersama walique??


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Uich.. Pe yg seram 2? Tang nasi basi mmg dh seram skit.. Sbb tkt t kna cirit.. Seksa w0o..

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cam ader yg x paham je ni..apekah searam itu?

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apela punya susu kacang citer ko ne bley buat aku gelak la! toyol tol la !  biggrinbiggrinpeace.gif
bagus2!!

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seramm ni  i x pahamm...hihihihih

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trrr..trrr...seram sangat...sampai gugur bulu roma aku...

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mak ai...berdiri bulu ketiak aku bc..ssserrram...
mama..alng nk tdo ngan mama mlm ni bole?..tttakuttt.........

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Cam nak masuk kan dalam mangkuk tandas jerk minah Umi nie!!

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meh aku nak tolom flush kan....ready.....one..two....hahaha

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tah ape2 cite ko ni..bosan

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opocot terseram la pulak

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