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intai mengintai


jamban kat kolej aku agak seremm..malam tu, jamban kat level aku bikin panas tol, xde api lak..tpaksa la aku mdaki level 4 utk ke jamban kat situ..

sblm masuk jamban kat level 4 ni,kat pintu jamban ni ada siling yg pecah kat ats tu...so blubang la siling tu...aku pon bajet berani nk mampos g la masuk..kbtulan xder org dlm jamban tu..

time nk kuar je, aku nmpk ader something tgh intai aku melalui siling tu...warna putih..aku haper lg, dh cuak gler.dlm hati nk tgk tak, nk tgk ke tak..tgk kang pengsan aku..

buat nyer bnda tu sengih, aku sengih la blk, tp buatnyer dier sergah aku koman2 pon aku koma sepanjang hayat..

aku pon cpt2 turun n ayat kursi aku tunggang tblk tsilap g baca abc lak..

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Mau demam kepialu tu...disbelief benda2 nih pn suka m'skodeng org ek.. toilet.gifabis dia dh nampk segala isi perut ko yg kuar melimpah ruah tu.. seb bek dia tk ckp, '......
woii..bus0k nk mampoih'... brapa lama ko peram....doh.


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nasib baik ms aku berak dier x sergah aku, mau aku lari ngan x basoh berak

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lyn rasala tk tgh layan stim kot tgk ngk0 melepas, baikkk punyaaa.....hahahaha... tp bau tu lyn rasa sure mau sethn dia posa..evileye

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patut lah ada bau busuk kat GC ni....ada cete psl berak lah.....sadis....

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padahal itu adalah org2 sprti en matematis yg ingin menjamu selera mata beliau dikala kesunyian malam...

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ahak!! bkn ke itu adalah salah satu dari aktviti beliau sempena tahun baru nie..

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hakhakhakbiggrin e2lah azam br beliau, unt meningkatkn lg tahap ngendap org tgh *****...

**P/s :- Kwn2 diingatkn tampal l0bang2 yg ada agar tk dptla beliau m'ngendap bila kita ke toilet.gif.. ngk0 ngendapla akn disumpah naik ketumbit dimata..phuiiih..!



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sila pakai mask memasing sbelom menghabiskan pembacaan diatas...hahahaha

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mcmla bleh bau..aku terhidu bau ayam goreng ni knp pulak....?emmmm

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suka sangat mengendap org berak... sumpah jer jadi mangkuk tandas... hari2 boleh tengok org berak...

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jadi mangkuk tandas cangkung atau tandas duduk?

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tandas duduk x yah zoom ..kalu tandas cangkung kena zoom pakai DSLR..

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doh.gif

my eyes..

klu aku kan jd ko.. ihhh... aku membuang lamer2 ler.. yg putih-putih tu ko bkan tk tau.. tu topi narutong jek.. uat per ler ko takut...

agak2 ko membuang 2 jam 35 minit 40 saat  55 dtik........ sah gerenti.. topi dia jatuh dpan kopunyer...... ambik jerk topi tuhh hah ... apa lg.. gune ler.. kat mane ko nk guner... suka ko lah...

ahaks......

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ustaz aku cakap la...membuang lama2 dlm toilet bleh sebabkan pnyakit was-was..

Oleh itu...bade azmi...nanti ko bleh jadi was-was tau sama ada nak mengarah pilem seram 18PG - KL Merangkak II atau pun pilem musikal - KL Melampias III..kehkehkeh


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narutong..
yer ke uztaz ada bg tau .. duk lame2 membuang kt tandas leh ada pnykit was-was..? susah nak cayer plak.. coz ko tk bg skali dalil n hadisnyer...

penyakit was-was nie.. adik beradik penyakit is-is ... btul tak ucup?

elea.. aku bab-bab buat pilem nie.. tgan sblah jerkla.. tajuk pilem.. tk pyah la ko bg taw aku.. tau la aku pilih sendirik .. tajuk ko bg tk ada value la kt cinema ...



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kalau bg tiket free pun aku tak nak... ye tak baddar... citer tu boleh bikin pecah punggung bkn pecah panggung...

buat kena gelak kat org jer...

aku cadangkan ngko pi tengok ngn bingka je lar narutong... boleh gesel2 paha... tu pun kalau ngko tak takut dosa ler...

kan baddar kan kan kan...

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btul cup btl.. btl.... aku support ko punyer cup.. dont wori cup..

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tq ler baddar... ngko ni memang ler member sejati... calit cket...

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wokey cup sap.. sap... sap... aku give five kat ko... sambut.. calit calit ckt no...

ucup.. mate aku da pejam celik pejam celik pejam celk nie cupp....

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tunggu apa lagi... jom la tidoq... ngko sorang2 jer ke baddar...? ngko ok...? heh heh heh... ngko tak rasa apapa ker...? heh heh heh lagi...

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td pejam celik pejam celik... la nie.. celik jerk plk.. esuk nk kerjer..

mmmm

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elok ngko pi bawak mengaji ker.. solat sunat taubat ker... solat hajat ker...

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musykil lagi...hehehe

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apa yg ngko musykil narutong kol...?

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hehehe...i'm waiting

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ngko waiting ler sengsorang narutong...

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ala narutong... bru mlm td ko timbul... aku plak tnglam.... who r u waiting 4? aweks? lali? mrbingka? ucup.? ..x mngkin aku......

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dia tunggu bingka keluar ler... dh rindu le tuu... betuah si bingka tu... ada jugak org nk rindu... aku ni sape la nak rindu... mungkin mak aku jer....

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ala ko cup... mak ko , ko rindu gerk.. aweks tu.. ko rindu gerk larr... ciannnnn dierr...

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