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6ixsense


kwn2 aku ni ramai gak yg 6ixsense sampai meremang bulu tengkuk aku biler dorg dok cter bnda2 yg dorg nmpk..

kwn aku lg, si ella..dulu maser dier kecik2 dier penah didatangi pompuan2 yg sgt cantik gler vavi..

ella cter, masa tu dier kecik lagi..dlm sekolah rendah kot, maser tu dh mghrib, mak dier dh menjerit2 pggl suh masuk lam umah, mandi sembhyg bagai..pastu dier masuk lam umh..

tiber2 dier nmpk kat luar umh, ada satu pokok mengeluarkan buah yg sgt cantik..buah tu luruh dari pokok tu..dier kater buah tu sgt cantik sampai dier rasa nk g ambik je..buah tu bulat2..mmg cantik..aku pon xth la nk ckp cantil mcm mn..

dier kuar umh pastu duduk mencangkung sambil kutip buah2 tu..tiber2 dier rasa mcm ader org lempar bnda kat dier..dier tgk kat tanah, bnda tu cam beras kuning..

dier tgk la saper yg lempar..dier tgk kat bilik solat tingkat ats, kat beranda camtuh ader sekumpulan pompuan yg sgt cantik gler2 wei, pakai telekung warna putih dok senyum2 kat dier...meremang bulu roma aku weh...

dier punyer la tkt tkejut terus msk dlm tny mak dier saper pompuan dok lam bilik solat..mak dier g check xder plak..

pastu mak dier g tny paksedare ella..paksedara dier ckp tu pmcm puteri bunian dtg melawat ella..dier lagi seremmm..

buah tu ntah ke mana sbb tlepas dari tgn sbb tkejut maser meluru msk lam umah..

yg pelik nyer pokok tu dh xder dh kat dpn umh dier..ms hari tu je tiber2 muncul...takot tol aku...

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aku ade dlm kalangan minah2 cantik tu :DD

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ooo, femes r ko yaya sbb aku dh post cter sal ko..eh bg r ilmu sket, resia kecantikkan ke..

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selalu tampal simen kat muke ye,
tu petua jerawat batu takkan tumbuh.

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ku akan slalu menjadi bintangmu,menerangi gelap dan mimpimu,
aku setia di sini mengusap tangismu,menemani sunyi di hatimuuu...
ni pon 6ixthsense jugak,heh.

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alah yaya, ko pakai petua dari baddar yang gendut 2 napelah...
muka dia pakai petua tu dah mcm berudu aku tengok...
tunggu masa nak jadi katak je...

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pelik sungguh aku ... tubuh badan aku ..walo pun tua bak kata pujangga ..
tua-tua jangan sebot ..sebot jer orang lama ...
bak lempeng sekeping .... nak cicah sambal tumis ...
ahhh .. apa plak larik topik nih ...

(p/s: gendut-gentut aku .. ada gak anak ... sioren ni apa ade?
anak bulu hidung jerk .... hik hik hik hik ...)

-- Edited by baddar on Sunday 26th of December 2010 06:16:39 AM

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aku otw nak buat anak je....
bahan sume dah cukup, cume cari kilang yang sesuai je...
insyaallah....

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Ren... bakang umah Kesuma Apache ada banyak kilang...sebut jer kilang per nak? Nt call Kesuma Apache ejaskan

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ok bye ! mmg aku x jelez pon kan... tatataa

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ape masalh ko ni mr bingkai..
nk kate tersalah makan, aku dah bg da ko mkn dedak smlm kan???
x cukup lg ke???
xpe2..
nanti aku bg ko ayaq biak biar betui sket pale tu...
hehhehehhe

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hahaha ntah aku pon penin aku post aper muahahhaaha..
terlebih mnum todi kowt smlam kan mlysia mnang.. ngahaha

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bukan todi la kau minum...
tu air kencing pijie sebab die x tahan sangat nak p toilet..
aku soh la dia isikan dalam botol 100 plus tu..
x sangka kau pula yg minum ye...
patutla meraban je...
aku rasa bek kau basuh sistem penghadaman kau gune klorox..
bagi ilang kuman2 dalam air yg kau minum tu...kuikuikui...

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kalau kencing pijie dh lamer la aku kembali ke rahmatullah HAHAHA
x smpat dh nk gner clorox nie ! heeee

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Dah tu Bingka..ko num air singki epel kot??? truk tol menin nye

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aku setuju......
fizie dah xda.......
hukhukhuk........
dah lama dia sakit..........
korang je yg xtaw...
dia sorokkan dari kita je selama nie...
yang dia ada sakit kentut berair................

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KO nape Ren?? num air singki Epel cheers sama2 ngan Bingka ek??

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