hahahaha....lawoknyer...

hahha.....kambing..

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: We can work together then...!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
He: Oh...! you cant dance aren't you... hehe...!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
He: No... i meen your cat there...!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Thats why i ask you to see a doctor...!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: are we in your home right now..??

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: Nop... I dump you..! i got better one, see yaa...!

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: So dont... should i tought you...

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: I'm a cop, gimme your license pls...

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: I mean another movie...!!?

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: a'a bad luck for me to meet you though...

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: There, i found you anyway..!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Me neither... that place was suck...!

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: thanx.. can you give a way, i wanna sit with my girlfriend over there.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Good...! i'm a bad person, give me your valuable thing or you die..?

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Crazy women... better not know her..!

kui kui kui........!!!

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