4 Sons
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny
morning. One is detained in the clubhouse,
and the other three are discussing their
children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a
name for himself in the home-building
industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm.
He's so successful in fact, in the last year he
was able to give a good friend a brand new
home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells
how his son began his career as a car
salesman, but now owns a multi-line
dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in
the last six months he gave his friend two
brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his
way up through a stock brokerage, and in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a
large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another
tells him that they have been discussing
their progeny and asks what line his son is
in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with
how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15
years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've
just recently discovered he's gay. However,
on the bright side, he must be good at what
he does because his last three boyfriends
have given him a brand new house, two
cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."