Ghost/Goats??!!


A professor at the University of Kentucky is
giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience,
he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a
ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15
students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here
ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one
question further...

Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back
raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off
his glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about
your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and
a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium. As he ambles
slowly toward the podium the
professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to
have sex with a
ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit.....
From way back
there I thought you said "goats."