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Sendiri Bacalahhh...


2 orang pekerja kilang sedang berborak...

1 : Aku leh wak bos bagi aku cuti hari ini...
2 : Camner ngko wak?
1 : Wait n cccc..... (lalu pekerja itu pun wak la aksi akrobatik dengan meyangkut kakinya ke syiling dan membiarkan kepalanya kebawah)

Bos : Eh! Hapa ngko buat nie hah?
1 : Sayakan mentol lampu...
Bos : Tentu ngko terlalu kuat berkerja sampai jadik mereng sebegini.... ngko amikla cuti hari nie..

(lalu 2 segera mengikut 1 pulang...)

Bos : Yang ngko nak balik jugak tu naper?
2 : Saya tak bleh wak keje dalam gelap bosss..

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yawn

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Jongos..jongos..... memang betul la ngko jongosss....

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sleepy.gif sape plak yg memekak nih den nak tido ni

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Lain kali perkataan 'wak' tu ko tulis lah 'buat'...aku tak faham citer ni tadi..ingatkan 'wak' tu panggilan nama org..tapi memandangkan aku terer,dapat gak aku memahaminya...bangun jongos,wayang dah habes..

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abis da amran omar tu suku kaum batak rabit spisis yang tak kenal urop...nak 'wak' camna...

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ko pam x jongos???kalo xpam ko bole jmpe aku...anytime...anywhere but onli u n me pam x!

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Maakkk Aiiihhhh...Spesis batak rabit! Sesedap mak bapak jiran sebelah kandang kambing ngko jer yer......

Hapa ngko hingat ngko tu bagus sgt jadik kaum Jakun Afrika? lagi bagus tengok Asia Bagus tau tak!?.....

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Nur_Aisyah wrote:

Lain kali perkataan 'wak' tu ko tulis lah 'buat'...aku tak faham citer ni tadi..ingatkan 'wak' tu panggilan nama org..tapi memandangkan aku terer,dapat gak aku memahaminya...bangun jongos,wayang dah habes..



uik dah habes ruphe.... mintak maap la

uik prncss... kate2 akak pun aku x pam....



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check am bak,aku pnjam pisau yg trhunus bek kat pala otak ko jap...aku nak hunus pisau tuuu kat,pala otak c jongos ni jap..mudah2an pasni otak dia cpt pick up skit!!!!

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kang ko hunus pisau kt pala otak jongos tu tembus lak ke gg beliau...trrr...trrr..trr...ngeri..!!
buleh menyebabkan sindrom sawan nk cuti time keje je...

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princess_sasuke wrote:

check am bak,aku pnjam pisau yg trhunus bek kat pala otak ko jap...aku nak hunus pisau tuuu kat,pala otak c jongos ni jap..mudah2an pasni otak dia cpt pick up skit!!!!



bukan pick up skit tpi dah bleh kritikal otak aku pick up camni... tanak plak prncss hunus kat gg ni



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gigi ko tu keras,sekeras kerikil.kalo aku hunus pisau tuu ...nascaya aku kne gnti blik pisau chek am tu..gg ko mmpnyai chakra yg kuat

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uih chakra2 kuar naruto plak ni...

cube try gune pisau rambo yg gab pnye... kemungkinan bleh kot

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