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PANTUN 2 KERAT



Siakap senohong gelama ikan duri,
Bercakap bohong,lama lama mencuri

Mengata dulang paku serpih,
Mengata orang dia yang lebih

Banyak udang banyak garam,
Banyak orang banyak ragam

Mentimun bongkok di balik tiang,
Ayam berkokok alamat nak siang

Gendang gendut tali kecapi,
Kenyang perut suka hati

Sudah gaharu cendana pula,
Sudah tahu bertanya pula

Dahulu parang sekarang besi,
Dahulu sayang sekarang benci

Tukul takal muka pintu,
Orang nakal memang begitu

Keli masuk ruan keluar,
Matahari masuk bulan keluar

Duduk inding,enggang tap,
Senduk di dinding,panggang di atap

Secupak padi,setahil berangan
Tersepak kaki,terkehel tangan

Kapal belayar dalam semak,
Perut lapar semua lemak



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Aku dah tak idea apa nak di posting kat sini.Pantun 2 kerat pun ok la....





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Regarding this sentence 'Duduk inding,enggang tap', I know enggang is a kind of bird. But what is the meaning of 'inding' and 'tap' ? And what is the meaning of the whole sentence?

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posting paling best di abad ini......macam neraka sifatnya, bawak2 la bertobat, jgn sampai kain kapan diborong baru ko nak kembali ke jalan yang benar........



(lalu ICU kembali bermain dam ular kat pangkal peha kaktus bulu.......rrrrrr masih wujudkah beliau?????)



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papilonk wrote:

Regarding this sentence 'Duduk inding,enggang tap', I know enggang is a kind of bird. But what is the meaning of 'inding' and 'tap' ? And what is the meaning of the whole sentence?






pe2 je la papilonk....
de berbahasa inggeris lak.....
tp kami pn nk tau gak pe mksud inding n tap tu...

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pen merah pen biru...
u marah i lap u...



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pecah kaca pecah gelas,
sudah baca harap balas.

ahahahaha!! masuk air btol!!

kura2 dalam perahu,
pura2 tak tahu.

ahahahaha! lagi masuk air!

gemok gedempol,
aku tendang masuk gol.

wahahaha!! masuk air jugak!! ahaha.. eh?? jap2 ni pun pantun 2 kerat ke??

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dont study hard,juz study smart
dont be jahat..dis is my nasihat...


lu pikirla sendiri hehehe


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setelah sekian lama icu pulang ke negara asalnya nepal..akhirnya dia kembali ke gc..


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Smlm ku g ICU,
Esk aq g ke atimu...

Peh,pntn 2 kerat jiwangz....
Wakakakaka

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Uncle Secret wrote:

Smlm ku g ICU,
Esk aq g ke atimu...

Peh,pntn 2 kerat jiwangz....
Wakakakaka






yg ni mmg beshhhh

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arini tanam jagung, esok tanam serai,
ari ni kte sekampung, esok kte .... apa ekk?

(pantun 2 baris)

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ellyzaBMW wrote:

arini tanam jagung, esok tanam serai,
ari ni kte sekampung, esok kte .... apa ekk?

(pantun 2 baris)






sok kta..cam xbesh jek?????
haaaaaa..sok kta parti raMAi999999999999..
ni bru beshhhbiggrin.gif

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Xfaham2!!!!
parti ape y ko maksud'n kit kat?
setau aku sok lusa kita xbt parti
tp wat korban jer

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hujan emas di negeri org
negeri sendiri xde pun ujan emas...

(err...tul kan pantun 2 kerat ak nie)

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Siakap senohong gelama ikan duri,
Selalu kat lorong itulah mister rie

Mengata dulang paku serpih,
Zul kat taik andak duk berlatih

Banyak udang banyak garam,
Banyak pelanggan(gay) gab geram

Mentimun bongkok di balik tiang,
Mat the gaytick melolong lemang hilang....(siannya...xde nikmat idup)

Gendang gendut tali kecapi,
Mie pulau pinang ke lorong menjaja diri

Sudah gaharu cendana pula,
Sudah tau dosa wat juga(khas utk semua gay)

Dahulu parang sekarang besi,
Dahulu kawan sekarang cam suami isteri(apa nak ngan ko ni zul n riepan)

Tukul takal muka pintu,
Rajinnaz mane gaji aku

Keli masuk ruan keluar,
Gab n riepan masuk tapi x kuar(duk la korang dalam lokap tu.....bahana kene tangkap ngan majlis agama)

Duduk inding,enggang tap,
Perangai cam yahudi tapi pakai ketayap(bila ko nak insap ni zul yahya)

Secupak padi,setahil berangan
Nasihat aku dah bagi, nanti ko ambik la jd teladan

Kapal belayar dalam semak,
Baru je td aku bagi nasihat, korang masih wat parti dalam semak...(memang dasar gay, xbleh terima nasihat)


pantun 2 keparat......................

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besh tol pantun due kerat si ICU ni..
rosak pantun melayu..

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nadia wrote:

Xfaham2!!!!
parti ape y ko maksud'n kit kat?
setau aku sok lusa kita xbt parti
tp wat korban jer





lorhhh NAD...kami ckp sok..bkn sok luse..
sok kompom wat pesta buih...
jgnlupe bwa sabun n air coke masing2..

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Biar kasih asl x sdh,
Biar brjauhn asl ati x brubh...

(Pntun 2 krt Jiwangz)

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pat-pat si kulipat..
siapa cepat dia t'lipat(khas utk mat2 rempit)

harapkan pagar..
pagar makan padi...


ar...
ni npantun jugak ke????



aku keliru!!!!!

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